It's a very good picture of me, too.

Of course there are limits. The sentiment presupposes that the situation is not unreconcilable, and of course sometimes the door must remain closed for good.

Be relentless against your enemies, but be ready to show mercy and grace should the opportunity arise to turn a foe into a friend. People can change, and honor is a path through the complex landscape of life, not a fence to keep out trespassers.

Glad to see you received my fax and are responding promptly.

I thought you'd appreciate a particularly beautiful picture of your lovely wife, of course.

I see what you're trying to do there, Shumway. Carry on.

That's not what the poo pusher handle says.

When did you ever miscalculate anything? And for that matter, McCoy couldn't calculate a restaurant tip without his little whirring salt shaker thing.

You were down by 53 points.

"Quark Branded, Chief Approved." Says so right on the handle.

The kind that ran out of space in the overflow gym storage closet. Anyway, when those pastries are done with you you're going to want unclogged plumbing, Chief.

Do not live in constant fear of being wrong. Don't berate yourself for erring. You may regret past mistakes, but a true warrior knows that if you learn from them you may one day be grateful that you made them.

Chief, is it a bad time to tell you that all the restrooms on this level are out of service? Somebody, and there's no need to point fingers or appoint blame, apparently flushed one too many discarded gym mats...

When you have lost that which you hold dear, it is natural to shy away from seeking the same joy again, for fear of losing it once more. But take heart! Seek that joy again, even knowing what it may cost. For a true warrior is a collector of warm shadows, of memories fond, wistful, and joyous.

Yes, keep your eyes and ears and mouth open.

Just wait until the 2PM class lets out. All will be revealed.

You Vulcans have such quaint euphemisms.

A true inspiration.

Except that time you forgot to carry the 2 and were sent to bed without your dessert kale.

I notice you didn't try that stunt when Big Mikey was around.

Confidence without introspection is hubris. To never question yourself, to lack all inner doubt, is to throw away one of the most valuable tools of the true warrior. After all, how can you learn to be better if you never see room for improvement?

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The asking price would be astronomical.

I'm beginning to regret getting that book of puns for your birthday.

What? Never! Unless...

Don't worry. I put a toddler lock on the snowblower.

It's your turn to shovel the driveway, Nu'Daq.

As much as we may wish to deny it, we are often motivated by fear more than anything else. It is a hard way to live. But true warriors pledge to meet those fears shoulder to shoulder, to stand against them together. In doing so, we are motivated against fear, not by it.

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