"This gig sux" will also live forever. 😀

TWITTER EPIC

Trump writes incomprehensible tantrum telling everyone rubbish - even Penny is concerned.

Any time, Maestro.

You are, always were, and always will be completely and totally and utterly fucking awesome.

(And I'm just loving The Memphis Diaries)

On one of my Whatsapp groups we just gamed out:

1. Trump walks away from the Middle East (actually skulks away...)
2. Iran charges a toll on Hormuz traffic.
3. Saudi Arabia increases production to offset oil price

We agreed on $75 a barrel. Will it happen? No idea. 😀

Same here. 15 years ago I had a GP appointment with a new Doc and he exceeded my expectations beyond belief.

I now live about 250km away, but I still make the journey in to see him when needed.

It's a great feeling. Happy for you.

A gen X icon - my life, my brother, sisters and friends lives were made so much brighter by James.

RIP, mate.

Breaking: James Valentine, beloved ABC talkback radio star, dies aged 64 The presenter and professional saxophone player is being remembered for his ability to explore the humour and oddities of daily life on the airwaves.

The presenter and professional saxophone player is being remembered for his ability to explore the humour and oddities of daily life on the airwaves.

Morning Skywalkers

I have friends on the NDIS. They use the cab card see their specialist - and that's it. A few hundred a year in cab fees improves their life beyond belief.

They are ALP stalwarts who have just been kicked in the teeth by their heroes (who need to pay for AUKUS).

Fuck. #auspol

Remembering life as a kid, I think it is so so cool that you can hang out with middle aged people (and some senior citizens) who don't mind if you say "fuck".

The young me would never have believed it possible.

Mediawatch savaged Sky News for one of their anti EV pieces. Wondering if they'll tear Jason a new one?

So, you've decided to write a terrible EV piece. An early column, because I'm away this Friday.

My head assploded and harsh words came out after reading the ABCs stupidest ever 730 report on EVs

This 👇🏽

My parents flirted with these people, we went on a few camps when I was a kid, but they had the sense to back away.

I had a GF in my 20s, whose sister whose life was ingrained in these cults - an eye opener.

And, yeah, both times they cast themselves as victims fighting for religious freedom.

How was the first dish not more creative, original & better executed technically than the second dish?
#MasterChefAU #LeqaaWasRobbed

That bombe was shocking.

Leqaa was finals material. Did Well Done Angus warn them about Australian Values? Albo worried about Social Cohesion?

They've fucked the "it's all about food" theme in week one.

Oh I know why. Angus Taylor rang up Andy and told him that having a Yemeni-Australian on wouldn't be socially cohesive.

Typical 2026ism.

WTF????

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I can see Leqaa making it to finals week.

#MasterchefAU

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Grace's style brings back some treasured (and blurry) memories.

#MasterchefAU

Did Andy just say "have you dusted off yesterday"?

(I shaved off tomorrow, earlier - does that count?)

#MasterchefAU

The line about there being a petrol station anywhere is terrible. Does Jason need Captain Obvious to pop over for a chat?

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Did some back of envelope calculations assuming people earning over 150kpa wouldn't qualify.

1. 25 per cent of NDIS recipients have a job.
2. 3 pc of the population earn over 150kpa

So the AFR are going nuts over something that will shave less than 1pc of the total NDIS spend.

Well done, AFR...

Some sections of the media are obsessed with descriptions.

Back in Adelaide in the 90s, Neo Nazi Michael Brander was continually referred to as "Former University Student Michael Brander".

Well done, Fourth Estate...

Porridge (just oats and water - no salt or sugar for me).

#MasterchefAU is one of the best fuck-you’s to Pauline Hanson and Angus Taylor’s anti-immigration racism too. As the whole nation cheers on people of Malaysian, Nigerian, Peruvian, Greek background and so much more - celebrating their heritage and their culture joyously and deliciously.

I think that a lot.

Masterchef had no time for the cultural imperialism of MKR from day one. So heartening.

Has he never cooked on a camp fire?

That was a bizarre one.

As if she was going to say "not willing. Send me home, please." 😀

I've cooked for dinner parties where ghe main is a simple bread and filling many times.

If you do it properly and handmake everything, it is pretty cool.

#MasterchefAU

It made me think of Pezza's continuous mentions of ",the wife".