Gotta go with the pickled herring in vinegar (śledzie marynowane), typically presented in a jar smack in the middle of the table so you can stare at it while trying to find the buttered onions for the pierogi

Been doing something like this for work and I wasn't expecting it to do too well without a bunch of contextualization and ... nope. Results, methods and conclusions are pretty fine and dandy

Bro, I still haven't gotten her back for the time she took a goldfish cracker out of her mouth and tried to feed it to me

Daughter nut-tapped me with her snack cup the other day, can confirm

Used to enjoy eating there occasionally, never eating there again

What's with the gap between the Gov and Sen races? Is Feenstra just that much weaker than Hinson?

Definitely sounds like something a grad TA would be into

OK, now I'm scared

Is the game's milieu and politics tedious, or is it just the kind of game that attracts tedious fans?

I don't have time to play something like DE nowadays but it's fun to imagine based on other peoples' descriptions

You can watch most guitarists closely and suss out how they learned, who they love, what they're hung up on. Prince and Hendrix don't reveal so much of that. They play like they were born holding the instrument

Recruitment ad potential

That's the fire of freedom in your heart and the drip of valor in your sinuses

Our American warfighters have the best training, the most lethal weapons, the highest fevers and the most random body aches

That’s a Monty Python character that escaped containment

How many rejected Guided By Voices song titles can Outkick fit in one headline

Hmm, maybe he's got a point.

(Briefly considers the events of the past 16 months)

On second thought, how about we do fuck you fucks over.

Why is it always piss

Fortunately I didn't have to find out firsthand but yeah, IN caps at $390 a week vs about $550 for Illinois, which makes IL quite a bit more generous even with the higher cost of living

I remember filing taxes in Indiana and seeing the renters deduction (then $2500) and thinking, wow, you guys aren't even trying to have money

a man in a batman costume is kneeling down in a dark tunnel Alt: Batman

Goggle guy alt-tabbing back and forth between the woman he's undressing and her coming to beat his ass IRL

Whenever these chuckleheads start blathering about IQ, I remember what Stephen Hawking said when asked about his: "I have no idea. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers."

www.nytimes.com/2004/12/12/m...

You may not like it and I may not like it but Bill Clinton was the last D who could reach these people before all the gay stuff happened

Thinking about those studies done by payday lenders that claim "70% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck" and how that becomes gospel among people who would probably vote to abolish payday lenders

I can think of one, but we didn't clap hard enough and she lost her primary

Some of those suburbanites need coaxing

To be fair, for those of us in Chicago, places like the Mississippi-Illinois River confluence and the Garden of the Gods are much farther away than, say, South Haven MI or the Indiana dunes

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I went to the market to realize my soul, cause what I need I just don’t have. I’m all lost in the supermarket, I can no longer shop happily. Every cheap hood makes a bargain with the world, ends up making payments on a sofa or a girl.

TFW everyone in your band is turning 27.