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It wasn’t me.

Kokono?

Schlepping! Towards Tel Aviv

𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐞𝐲 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐝.

No sex in the champagne room?

Blue Bayou rhymes
with Curly Sue. 🤔

Richard Jewell died in 2007.

Blondie

Blondie 💛

To be fair, version 110 really sucked.

Wicked cool.

Believe the Hype.

*Time Zone management on digital devices across Canada is getting too complicated now, eh?

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I will and I hope you do, too. ☕😻

No pressure!

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Better than a bag.

I’ve got sunshine on my shoulders.

Either way, problem solved.

A good 𝕨omen is hard to find.

🎶 From Second Avenue! 🎶

You’ve misspelled “dat”.

“Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!”

Does it have to be filled out in ink?

“I’m just saying, Gumby, American Idol has produced multiple Platinum selling artists who are household names. Whereas, people only tune into this shitfest to see the judges. The most “famous” winner from The Voice is probably Alisan Porter, who was already famous as a child actress from the 90s.”

In space, no one can hear your stomach growl.

Perhaps “Satbirday“?

The first time I heard “We Live For Love” on the radio, I squealed ‘cause I thought it was a new song by, my favorite band, Blondie. 😆

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“That’s hot.”