RFK Jr. talking normally : Grrrraarggle ghraaaaggg
Me : that is the longest belch I have ever heard

He knows upholstery, I'll give him that

Ooh ooh I know! I know!

James Donald Bowman aka James David Hamel aka J.D. Hamel aka James David Vance aka J.D. Vance aka JD Vance aka Jello Dick (it's never solid and doesn't actually satisfy any cravings)

Paging Dr. Jesus, Dr. Jesus to the Strait of Hormuz, please.

America : I'm not a nation, I just play one on TV

Post from bbno$ - YouTube happy trans visibility day 🩵🩷

A good Canadian kid. From BC, too! Happy Trans Visibility Day!

Pro Poverty Tip : slap some of those between two pieces of bread for the texture riot known as The Cracker Sandwich

They poop with the door open. Not just the bathroom door, front door as well.

How To Defeat Any Robot YouTube video by Wranglerstar

This guy usually reviews tools. But not today.

Markwayne YouTube video by Comrade Tripp

"First he'll be the mark, then he'll wane."

Following an hour-long call with Putin, Trump says the war in Iran is 'very complete'. Sex Couch (allegedly) News has an exclusive transcript of the call, which we share with you now -

Putin : Pee tape, Epstein. (Hangs up)
Trump : 59 minutes and 55 seconds of pretending to talk to Putin.

Operation Epic Fury =
Overreaching Egregious Fuckbois
Overshadowing Epstein Files

To which I say :
Oh, Expire Forthwith

I haven't tried that, but I've had croquembouche a couple times, I do enjoy a well made shoe paste.

I imagined a confused web designer on a phone call, "Shoe paste ring? Oookaaaay..."

Choux pastry, and also, wtf

Replacing Noem with Mullin is so on brand for this administration. Dumb to dumber. Going from someone who is as sharp as a sponge to just the sponge itself.

When you have that many, you have to know how to move them just right

Me, scrolling too fast : wait how do you thaw a porn link?

The US and Israel have gone to war against The Epstein Files in retaliation for The Files attacks on power-pedos around the world.

Datacenters Behaving Like Acoustic Weapons YouTube video by Benn Jordan

They don't even have to target you anymore, the attacks are just ambient.

Mac Forehand is second only to Breezy Johnson on my list of ridiculous American Olympian names.

RCMP confirm identities of all eight Tumbler Ridge victims YouTube video by CTV News

As tough as it is, my fellow Canadians, we can't look away.

The DOW? She was really trying to deflect bullets with a balloon... Pam 'Eva Braundi' Bondi, folks.

Epstein Isn’t an Aberration. He’s an Inevitable Outcome - Barry's Economics YouTube video by Barry's Economics

Concentration of wealth results in aberrant behaviour. Always has, always will.

I don't care about the Superbowl, the halftime show, the Olympics, or any other bread and circuses bullshit. If you're a fan, enjoy. I don't know if you've got a shocking surplus of some trait, or a frightening lack. Either way, have fun watching your run aroundies or your slippyslidies.

Citizen I.C.E. YouTube video by Dropkick Murphys - Topic

Springsteen is great, but this is more my speed. Dropkick Murphys have some words for ICE.

FREDDY FAZBEAR JUMPSCARE IN THE LAST PLACE POSSIBLE #xbox for real though ultron’s coming YouTube video by Pearlmania500

This is pretty close to a transcript of my thoughts on the latest #EpsteinFiles dump

Somebody has to be there to stop US athletes from trying to defect. It's been an issue for other totalitarian regimes at previous Olympics.

Heads up Pittsburgh, just saw 4 heavily armed ICE agents clamber into this black unmarked Toyota Rav 4 at the Sheetz on 228 and Franklin Road in Cranberry.