Do you ever think about how Georges Bataille and his French sociologist friends all got so obsessed with ritual human sacrifice that they formed a secret society to conduct one, but they couldn’t do it because nobody wanted to be the executioner and everyone wanted to be the victim?
There are so many men standing right behind me & no humans sitting next to me. This planet is weird and I hate it
Feminists for ages: we are not just vaginas and baby making parts.
A trans woman enters the room.
Those same feminists: we are only vaginas and baby making parts.
Fucking clowns.
A nintendo 3ds with the text "it looks like things will work out here, but what about your world? Will it be alright?"
still waiting on the answer to this,,,
Speedy recovery, eva 💜
*All
Bish, I almost just spat all of my soda app over my pants
YIKES
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Amphibians are so cool. I love them. So fragile and so essential to a functioning ecosystem
I think you may have a hybrid! The bulbous nodes are the only thing steering me this way
Could be a hybridized pal from crossbreeding with a Fowler's--not unheard of!
I think I need to go back into outdoor education. I really miss this stuff, hanging out with amphibians and studying rocks...
From headbutting the wall after another stupid parlay
lmao
Anyway, this is how all injections should be dispensed
Um, a nuhuhhhminuhnamiminuhmaminuh 😳 ( @mothmomjess.bsky.social !!! Respectfully, of course)
I believe this is a Southern toad (note the bulbous cranial nodes)!
Frick, I miss living somewhere where amphibians were all around. I used to be able to be serenaded by spring peepers.
"River, you're pretty, shut the fuck up" is suuuuper welcome
👏👏👏as the kids say, "LFGGGGGGG" (which just meant looking for group in my day)
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
my internal brain is joker laughing at every 'sir' (I'm losing my mind incrementally, please help)
Once in a blue staple, I see something in the office I've never seen before (like blue staples)
Think private credit’s lack of liquidity is bad? Guess again. It’s actually good because the inability to access your money means that private credit funds can lend it to companies that are far more risky, too risky in fact for anyone else to lend to
Thanks for sharing this, Sean
Freedom is only a hop away. Can he make it?
Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.
A hand dropping a ballot in a box; the box is a complicated, many-geared machine. On its faceplate is an 'I voted' sticker that has been modified to read 'I voted?'
After Bush v Gore, I got involved in a bunch of ugly tech policy fights over voting machines. The hanging chad debacle prompted Congress to appropriate funds for states to purchase new touchscreen voting machines based on a robust, open standard. Problem was, those machines didn't exist.
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Philly drivers are so much worse than NYC drivers, it pains me to admit.
If there's a banh mi bourgeois, i really need to start becoming a prepper of sorts
I really only remember Piscopo from being the villain in the Chuck Norris kid's movie, Sidekicks. Being babysat over the summers in elementary school, I think that VHS occupies too many synapses.
