Aw, but that’s so blatant and predictable. Gotta be cheeky about it… I’m quite partial to explosive runes disguised as bathroom wall graffiti.

Boy I just love having excel lock up and lose about an hour of work and then afterwards my laptop does a surprise update on shutdown that takes just long enough for me to miss the parking shuttle so I get to sit here for another 20 minutes waiting for the next one.

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I think the biggest any of them have ever been portrayed would be the ‘palm-sized planets/stars’ scale, but there’s always room for improvement.

Like, say, comparing all of Vod against a macro-sized cock?

Cool, maybe see you there!

I’m imagining that giving even same-size belly rubs to Remmy would be like doing so with a house cat. You might get chomped, either out of love or dislike.

I’m pretty confident that you could write a better version of this by just mashing your paws randomly onto a keyboard.

Funny, I thought you were usually the one planting those atop other folks’ noggins.

Happy birthday to you and @quakeroc.bsky.social !

I mean, the Yugoslavians managed to cram a Soviet 122 mm into one…

I’ll be there!

Machine wash warm with like colors. Tumble dry low.

Imagine being allergic to @vawdkot.bsky.social

Stegosaurus, with Ankylosaurus as a runner up (because smol armored boy).

So sorry to hear… she still has your love and comfort, and undoubtably appreciates that.

Saaaame. I like hanging out with people, but I have can only manage loud drunk people for short durations.

Sleazy is such an ugly word. I prefer ‘devilishly charismatic’.

Would book you two an STS couples cabin if I could!

Don’t worry, this is just me providing a new layer of protection.

So, bowling then?

He needs some matching sunglasses.

Don’t forget the part about outlasting its intended successor, the Albacore, which was arguably worse.

Addendum, the only time anyone mentions Tirpitz is to make fun of it for being completely worthless.

Don’t be mean to the Swordfish, he’s trying his best!

I’ve seen a lot of videos on the subject, and the consensus I agree with most is that Bismarck was mid. It was serviceable, but wasn’t anything special, and the only reason it’s remembered at all was because it got very lucky, then very unlucky.

Case in point, nobody ever talks about Tirpitz.

Even compared to the horde of kids sports movies of the 90s, I remember this one being especially generic. And that’s about all I remember of it.

The giant tank would’ve been totally intimidating for about 5 minutes until you actually tried to move it and its transmission would forcibly eject itself from the vehicle.

Or until allied bombers heard about this new, slow moving target.

Yay, the tire pressure gauge that came with my roadside repair kit has apparently broken after like 1 use