Bless up @dunkin even if you're not on here.

Send coffee. 🥱

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Vacation mode ACTIVATED! 🌴
Hoping to fully disconnect for a few weeks, we'll see how well it goes.🤞
PoGo friends: OPEN GIFTS FOR OCEAN REGION! 🎁

See y'all on May 8th! 🗓️

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Come distract me from laundry & packing w/ some AFK shalpha hunting!
Justice and Fred Again Albums on deck too!
www.twitch.tv/KahunaPat

Lol right? FINALLY! Maybe I can screen shot and update the Regice shiny emote finally?

Right. So. Going to continue my morning routine **AS IF SHINY ALPHA ALTARIA IS NOT ON MY SCREEN WAITING TO BE CAUGHT**

Let's say 11am EDT (~80 minutes from now) to go live and catch it and celebrate with everyone?

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Vanilluxe #5 (Jan. 31, Feb. 23, Mar. 6, 18, Apr. 11)

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Absol #3 (Feb. 22, March 28, April 10)

And I might've accidentally scratched the vinyl :(

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Who doesn't love a good shitpost in the Philly Pokemon League? 🙃

Gardevoir #6 is a FIELD SHALPHA, not a tower spawn! (Jan. 31, Mar. 3, 8, 19, 24, Apr. 9)

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Klefki #3 (Feb. 26, Mar. 23, Apr. 9)

Scrafty #4 (Jan. 10, 26, Mar. 26, Apr. 9)

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

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Thank you very much for the raid Yuppy!!

After a brief Easter break....back on my Zone 20 bs before Champions release!

Jolteon #8 (Jan. 9, Feb. 1, 13, 28, Mar. 20, 27, 28, Apr. 7)

Florges #9 (Jan. 10, 17, 26, 30, Feb. 21, 26, Mar. 13, Apr. 2, 7)

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Vivillon #6 (Jan. 27, Feb. 16, 26, Mar. 23, 30, Apr. 3)

Good news!! "Poké & Chill 2" was delivered SUUUUPER early!! Listening party later today!!

Meanwhile, the quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Florges #8 (Jan. 10, 17, 26, 30, Feb. 21, 26, Mar. 13, Apr. 2)

Not gonna lie, I really wish Zone 20 spawns all flower colors at equal chance. After all, it is in the absolute center of all the different zones.

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Gourgeist #3 (Mar. 20, 23, Apr. 2) / #4 (Dec. 4)

Encountered a full odds Shalpha in Zone 15 during the playthrough, so only 3 as far as the Zone 20 challenge goes.

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Eelektross #4 (Jan. 14, 26, Mar. 19, Apr. 1)

Who else remembers that MGMT banger:
"I said, 'Ooh, girl,
Shock me like an Eelektross...' "

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Roserade #7 is a FIELD SHALPHA! (Jan. 11, 17, Feb. 21, Mar. 2, 11, 20, Apr. 1)

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

30 minutes later: Aegislash #4 (Jan. 7, 15, Feb. 27, April 1).

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

New month, same Bug luck. #BugMonthPartThree?

Shiny Pinsir # 8 (Jan. 25, Feb. 23, Mar. 3, 4, 6, 24, 25, Apr. 1)

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

No fooling around here....

Stunfisk #3 (Feb. 15, Mar. 8, Apr. 1)

Ariados #3 (Jan.22, Mar. 19, Apr. 1)

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues....

Kangaskhan # 4 (Jan. 11, Feb. 22, Mar. 9, 31)

Good morning!! The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Vivillon #5 (Jan. 27, Feb. 16, 26, Mar. 23, 30)

The only thing more disappointing than the Phillies loss was coming home to see only one shiny Alpha :(

The quest for the 1 in 68,808 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Delibird #8, only two days from the previous one! (Jan. 9, 27, Feb. 16, 21, 27, Mar. 7, 28, 30)

The quest for the 1 in 68,608 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Raichu #3 (Feb. 2, Feb. 14, Mar. 30)

Talonflame #4 (Jan. 7, Feb. 7, Mar. 8, & Mar. 30) - Our first ever target!

The quest for the 1 in 68,608 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...

Oh for fucks sakes....if this started 3 months ago! 😂 Time to dust off the Legends Arceus static Alpha route optimizations...

Metagross #3 right before leaving for Philly Pokemon League's Tournament Night! (Feb. 14, Mar. 23, 29)

The quest for the 1 in 68,608 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues....

Diggersby #3 after a LONG drought (Jan. 8, Jan. 9, Mar. 29)

The quest for the 1 in 68,608 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues....

Pangoro #8 (Jan. 10,28, Feb. 15,24, Mar. 12,20,21,29)

The quest for the 1 in 68,608 Shiny Alpha Altaria continues...