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On hearing the talks had been benched JD Vance became mildly aroused.

Zero chance he wrote this. Zero.

He's as funny as piles

Going to tell the grandchildren this was The Mandalorian and Grogu.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Virginia Woolf, more than a hundred years ago:

They didn't have the balls to continue

Not even satire

Tote not available in Blighty sadly. Will this change anytime soon?

In hindsight, that birthday app has extracted a heavy toll.

As you can see. Predictive text is absolutely useless. Although I accept I may be comparing apples to a different place in a different colour and a new place for a bit more to get on with it than me but it is not the best way of being a good friend and I love it so I don't have an idea for the time.

Don't bite off more than you can see you have to do a regular delivery to your mum for the weekend so you need a lift home or a pasta.

It only ever happens once in a blue box for the next few months of course you are so happy to have the same time for you and your mum.

It's the best of both the best and the same time for you and your family and I don't have an order to do anything.

Let's kill two birds with the first one in a bag.

Toto, I've a feeling we're not in today so will see you in a minute then on a train.

Houston, we have to do it in a few days so we could get it in a few days and then we will get a text.

To be or not to be that is a lot more of the same thing to be fair.

That's one small step for man of course you are.

I have a dream that one is the only thing you need

And another

Four score and 20 for a bit more to get on the same time.

Another one.

'Oh say can't you see what you think of it for the first one I was like I was talking to him.

Predictive text is shite.

'Our Father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name.'

I will type this again and use predictive text after 'Our Father, who art' using the first prompted word if it fucks up.

'Our Father, who art in heaven and then a lot more of the time I think about the other ones.'

Ditto. We just re-watched Thunderbolts. The latest phase has been good. Not great but still good. If they were brave Marvel would do an Avengers which leaned heavily on those movies so if you hadn't kept up that's on you. They won't do that though which means no-one will be satisfied

Ladies and (women the I) gentleman. I (g got guess) give you the com- (com company comments) -plete uselessness of autocorrect on Android. The bits in brackets are the prompts

I'm going to use this as an acid test for who I want in my life.