I'm having a real 6 foot tall beautiful woman "I wonder why everyone is being so nice to me!" time rn

Just did the math and my hair will NOT be long enough to cover my boobs by this summer FUCK!

How this summer's gonna be

I have a sneaking suspicion "vanity business" doesn't make sense

I need a money advisor but not one who will tell me not to spend it

In some ways he's just like me

I suppose I became interested in gender equality when I first realized male singers weren't always hot

I know I a owe a good deal of career success to it, but I'm growing to hate my denim skirt

My eyes are beautiful because they blink

Late on discourse, but with food delivery isn't the food gonna get cold in the car

If I was king the first thing I'd do is train some horses to walk in a special way

It doesn't matter where I am (Taipei) I WILL find a job interview to be on the way to

I will stand up for every woman who has sex irl

I've never had a celebrity crush because I don't know that guy

Honestly I forgot that empires fall

Gotta get a crucifix before my flight so I can credibly ask the agents if they will be able to face god when their time comes

I found him hot when I was 7 and now I live my life like this

I just heard you can make a lot of money working in service of capital. Uhhhhhhh I think I'm good

"Women don't care about abs." I care. And sometimes it takes just one person to care

If I'm being honest I don't think there's ever been a successful adaptation of Miss Julie and it might be up to me

Me coming to the conclusion that god is love

I gave the smart one a bob

Made a friend at the club last week, we both haven't smoked weed in months because we cannot afford to be confused for even one second

I don't think the audio will work but I'm talking about how my mom would always rag on Avril Lavigne's makeup style

What if maleficent WAS invited and loved the baby

Makeup inspo for tonight

So depressing to hear that some men like women for the domestic duties. Mine have always loved my stand up comedy

I think my prayers may successfully bring the end of the united states/israel

My most radfem opinion is that men do not have the theory of mind required to be polyamorous but my friend dvora is really smart and her four or five boyfriends seem happy