people would like AI more if it made you super gay and horny. thank you computah

so inexcusably inefficient

I just want a sustained democratic mobilization. Like, can we have a great 2026 midterms, an amazing 2028 general and then still keep voter turnout and engagement up throughout 2030 midterms?

Not direct. Not hi-speed tho

messed up my back at the gym and now doing a WFH day completely horizontal

Why is it 2026 and I can’t just hop on a train from San Francisco to San Diego? Like, what the hell?

True Life: I’m addicted to Tiger Balm

Margo’s Got Money Troubles has been fun

Peak Calvin Harris was epic

Dare I say I like the new season of Beef more than the first?

is 5G still giving us COVID?

you can’t successfully sue for defamation as a public figure dummy

will always be nostalgic about the Obama years

anti-electoral leftists badly need to recognize the responsibility they have to engage in harm reduction for all of the people affected by our foreign policy, even if voting won't bring about internationalist utopia

no one pays for the bus, it’s both hilarious and sad

enough with the Madonna think pieces. it’s all been said time and time again. just vibe I dunno

the best part of a 13 week gym streak is me and my husband just complimenting our physiques on repeat. after 7 years, I’ll take it

If 65 is when the government says social security kicks in, then anyone over 65 in government should be forced to retire and unable to run for government 🤷‍♂️

cuddle mode activated

really dumb people performing as intellectuals is both entertaining and frustrating. wow, you used big words and big concepts but no critical thinking

eating pizza, abs on back order

slayyyter could release JOYRIDE but Kesha couldn’t release CRANK

I’m mid on artichoke hearts 💔

happy Jessie Ware day!

Superbloom is beautiful 💕

ADÉLA - KGB (Official Music Video) YouTube video by AdelaMusicVEVO

love at first bop!!!!!!

youtu.be/zxs0N9_94Zs?...

Noe Valley is so cute. I should buy a stroller and move here

none of my gym crushes are at the gym today 😠

reminder: I’m 6’3” if you even care

I dunno, this whole Trump v Pope v Jesus thing is a reminder why Separation of Church and State was a thing.

I lowkey own some as a bit