Do many football players have square heads because of their helmets? Help me please, I am a basketball fan. @minakimes.bsky.social

With due respect to our favorite NFL commentator @minakimes.bsky.social, Christmas football is blasphemous.

Never forget the true meaning of Christmas: nba basketball

Why does the chipotle app need 2 factor authentication

Just had some wisdom teeth extracted and now I’m watching #thegameawards drinking broth out of a fancy glass because life is normal

I just single handedly ended the feud between millennials and Gen z by telling the young clerk at the drive-through window that the Prada sunglasses she just complimented were straight out of a suitcase in Chinatown in New York City. She said “you’re so real for that I love it.”

Zohran Mamdani to release PSA video, "How to talk to your deranged racist MAGA uncle at Thanksgiving dinner."

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

If I hear “in regards to” one more damn time…

A screenshot of an Instagram story posted by Drake that depicts an opened bottle with the cap suspended in air held on by a plastic piece that should have come off when opening, with white text over the image that says ”I genuinely gotta ask who is manufacturing the bottle caps in Europe because none of them fully disconnect like the plastic plant needs to rejig the renders because this is happening EVERYWHERE”

This is why Kendrick won the battle, lol.

So exhausted by worrying about Ned and his plaque psoriasis. I have my own problems, and the world is on fire, Ned. For fuck’s sake!

Some people will post 11 story slides about their upcoming haircut. We used to be a real country

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

Just walked up to my husband about to sit down for dinner and said “I’ve been thinking a lot about middle earth so I am using one of our prancing pony cups” and I want to stress that there is someone out there for everyone

Creating a “luxury diaper” brand in the last decade when regular diapers are already expensive as shit is nasty work.

homer simpson is laying on his stomach on the floor in a cartoon . ALT: homer simpson is laying on his stomach on the floor in a cartoon .

Jason Tatum just now

When I was younger I thought having a den in your house was peak money bags rich family behavior. “You have a second living room? And it’s called something else???”

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Teams are passing on Shedeur Sanders because they know he's gonna be the next pope

Just a whole chamber of weak, insecure man babies.

If they won’t elect a football guy (albeit with very little rizz), I’m not holding out hope. Nobody even likes Ted Cruz and he still wins. Just not hopeful about Texas today.

Close up picture of a young Selena Gomez crying and smiling

gamers (real ones, not incels) when we see the regular tv people reacting to #thelastofus s2e2 because we didn’t spoil it for you.

Joel to Abby #TLOU

My senator is Ted fucking Cruz and the other one is about to get primaried by Ken fucking Paxton. SEND HELP. 😭

❣️ thank you, gentleman.

Long COVID activists fought Trump team’s research cuts and won ― for now Success gives hope to scientists and advocates who managed to get millions of dollars in grants restored.

Activism works. Case in point: #LongCovid
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Rooms to go is wild thinking I will buy a full patio set just for a free umbrella