Reports indicate Elon Musk controls a secretive network of over 90 companies and entities so he can hide how he spends his money.
No wonder he wanted the Trump admin to “look into” the Corporate Transparency Act, which would have regulated those companies.
I'm just Tim Onion's girlfriend, but I can't count how many times over the last year and a half that Ben and his team were looking down the barrel of a terror campaign and possible repercussions by the state and just kept going forward.
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
A SKELETEN WITH A SWORD "LANDLORDS ARENT REAL, DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE!!! JUST PUT YOUR SWORDS UNDER YOUR MATTRESS, AND DONT SIT ON THE BED, IT MAKES THE SWORDS CLANK TOGETHER, NO SWORDS IN HERE JUST MY OLD RUSTY BED THAT SOUNDS THAT WAY " - IF THERE WAS A SPECIAL KIND OF GUY WHO BOUGHT UP ALL THE FOOD AND RESOLD IT AT A MASSIVE PROFIT TO PEOPLE WHO COULDNT GET IN EARLY TO BUY THE FOOD WE WOULDNT SAY "THATS A FOOD LORD" WE WOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE TO THAT GUY, CAN'T SAY WHAT WE WOULD DO TO HIM, GOTTA RESPECT TERMS OF SERVICE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
NO LAND NO LORDS - dashare.zone ADMIN
I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business.
WE Pay for
"Dear America" letters from people who work at the besieged US Department of Housing and Urban Development:
dearamericaletters.org
Wasn't expecting to watch a show this year and think, "WAIT I know this song! That's Brian Eno's work!" Thanks for all the years of calm you've brought me.
✅⚖️🧊 #apple do better
Aled Damien Carbonell-Betancourt is the 17th Reported ICE Detention Death of 2026
A 27-year-old man from Cuba died on April 12, one day after the 16th death of the year. The pace of detention deaths holds at an average of 1 every 6 days.
austinkocher.substack.com/p/aled-damie...
After intense lobbying, Trump signed executive orders to fast-track data center construction and weaken state-level AI regulations.
AI firms are also pumping huge sums into our elections.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction. www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/04/number-...
I got this notice, too, but I double-checked my update history and it says there haven't been any feature updates since October. The only updates I got when this notice popped up were for security. Does network security make my clock bigger?
If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.
Most Jews: "Never again."
Stephen Miller: "'Never'? Again!"
It’s been overshadowed by Venezuela and especially Iran, but the deadly boat bombing campaign is still going, even though:
-There’s no war
-The US wasn’t attacked or under threat
-Drug traffickers aren’t terrorists
-These may not be traffickers
-It’s blatantly illegal
-With no clear strategy either
Last month in The Onion:
My god. Essential, horrifying reporting here.
RECON SHELL // YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE
youtu.be/6q2A6PLiNMs
Pokemon rumble spheal saying "hope i don't have a long day" outside the long day factory
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
Well done Gonzo
The Internet is for ore.
Approaching the one-year anniversary this weekend:
@atrupar.com
This is absolute trash. Kids are submitting their original art for AP Studio Art classes. Claiming copyright over that work is genuinely evil.
"All answers and answer documents you submit including all essay responses, portfolios, and audio or visual work are owned by the College Board, and these may be used by College Board for any purpose"
