I'm so sorry. <3 This is absolute crap.

I do this. I also dip Doritos in Tostitos Salsa con Queso and feel no shame.

I also got a new phone and the 2FA on the Hellsite was totally screwy, so I lost access to my main account. Working on getting it back so I can download everything but... alas.

I thought I was gonna be on that Hellsite forever but... well here I am.

It has arrived! I am officially a published academic writer! It is physically in my hands you can't take it away!!!

“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“

Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea

The ASCII art of the roflcopter

Yeah I enjoy classical art

So you decided to join BLUE SKY [it's not twitter] #1 upload an avatar #2 set Moderation Settings (box showing moderation hand symbol) Moderation (arrow pointing to) Content Filtering

(arrow pointing to drawing of toggle) Toggle to enable Adult Content THEN choose Hide, Warn, or SHOW (star) tip: images are AI moderated so some slip thru & some G-rated images get tagged as "explicit", so "Warn" may be the bet choice atm #3 Go to SETTINGS (box with drawing of toggle) toggle require alt text on images (please ♥) (arrow points to) Home Feed Prefs (star) Use these settings to control seeing reposts & replies on your TL

#4 Go to My Feeds Go to "Discover New Feeds" to search for interesting feeds like "Only Posts" Click the "+" to add the feed (box) Go to the (gear icon) [edit my feeds] here you can pin and unpin feeds (side note) pinned feed will appear at the top of your TL Don't forget to "♥" the feed when you click on it to preview, this helps others find it!

Hey I made a quick welcome guide to BlueSky :)

There's tons more, but I think these few steps will get you up and enjoying it quickly.

The grass is green, but I wish it were greener.

(I'm on an Eric Nam kick apparently)

The single curler is killing me.

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS PHOTO AHHHH

I miss his longer hair :(

Same? But also, I was already fandomy on main so...

Got another rejection! Yaaay.

Car Wash xkcd.com/2815

This is terrifying

If I knew how to insert the John Travolta from Pulp Fiction looking around gif here, I would.

Hi.