This is my morning affirmation

My beer league game just finished do I bother watching the 3rd?

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Ignoring the fact that Konecny fucked his knee, the constant freeze frames of Malkin and Risto’s sticks in his face is so fuckin funny

Ol Big Dick Sammy

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

I’m sorry, I’m supposed to WORK today?

YOU FUCKIN HEARD ME

SAMMY THE FUCKIN KID BABY

Open the fuckin floodgates

Photo of Tage Thompson from the Sabres’ last powerplay goal

I am having a bad time

Sabres PP is limp

I’m no color analyst but I feel like letting pastrnak have three breakaways is not a good defensive plan

I could run a marathon rn

Sarbes

Watching some youth hockey learn-to-play. Go Sarbes

Got a new helmet

Screenshot of a 3D-Print preview depicting a license plate frame with the words "BUFFALO SARBES Atlantic Division Champions 2026" on the top and bottom. On the sides are the words "The Buffalo Sabres logo is a buffalo and two sabres"

My printer isn't big enough to make it one piece

Q: Which members of the cast are returning? A: Willingly, none of them.

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👀 I think I already have yellow and blue loaded on the printer

Fuckin oof

TIL David Perron is still in the NHL

My wife got a pulled pork when we went to the kraken game and it whipped

I’d buy a Sarbes hoodie tomorrow

Tuchy and Zucky woke up

Zucker that was beautiful

a man in a blue shirt is sleeping in a row of people . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sleeping in a row of people .

Go the Sabres