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Ignoring the fact that Konecny fucked his knee, the constant freeze frames of Malkin and Risto’s sticks in his face is so fuckin funny
Ol Big Dick Sammy
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
I’m sorry, I’m supposed to WORK today?
YOU FUCKIN HEARD ME
SAMMY THE FUCKIN KID BABY
Open the fuckin floodgates
Photo of Tage Thompson from the Sabres’ last powerplay goal
I am having a bad time
Sabres PP is limp
I’m no color analyst but I feel like letting pastrnak have three breakaways is not a good defensive plan
I could run a marathon rn
Sarbes
Watching some youth hockey learn-to-play. Go Sarbes
Got a new helmet
Screenshot of a 3D-Print preview depicting a license plate frame with the words "BUFFALO SARBES Atlantic Division Champions 2026" on the top and bottom. On the sides are the words "The Buffalo Sabres logo is a buffalo and two sabres"
My printer isn't big enough to make it one piece
Q: Which members of the cast are returning? A: Willingly, none of them.
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👀 I think I already have yellow and blue loaded on the printer
Fuckin oof
TIL David Perron is still in the NHL
My wife got a pulled pork when we went to the kraken game and it whipped
I’d buy a Sarbes hoodie tomorrow
Tuchy and Zucky woke up
Zucker that was beautiful
He played the state fair near me in like 09, and the arena fucked up and didn’t set up his autotune correctly so he played Bartender with his raw voice and a piano and brought the fuckin house down
