a warning to all future students who have to interact with this particular brand of swill

yeah, man,

costar writer's room meet me in the denny's parking lot and ill show you some romance

three avocados. all not fully ripe. all growing mold inside. the vortex of my torment swallows all. my avocado toast prep lays barren in the face of its most capricious core component, betrayer berry. fuck my life.

man, chill,

she kinda cute with it tho

meticulously organized harassment campaigns is not necessarily something i miss about WoW rp and it baffles me that the same thing is happening 12 years later.

got it. :)

I interview for a magazine today. always nerve-wracked...

sitting in my car and stimming for 5 minutes before I get out to go inside literally anywhere

daylight savings is a battle and I'm losing

brick oven pepperoni cups... unmatched...

also I went to a sober tea bar (my preference) and when it got way too loud and I had to leave because the shitty DJ just kept bumping it in this small space, I like. got interrogated for not tipping. after tipping cash. like cmon girl be real I am helping you evade taxes.

I don't wanna talk about how much of this i ate

it's just an excuse to tote this mug around actually

girl who does not have a developed palate for specialty coffee: "wow this is really serving notes of coffee"

"what's in my bag" yt recs getting my ass...!!

possessed with an urge for an Eastboy bag...

personal. :) but also for irl so i don't get embarrassed.