Stealing this faster than ai steals people’s art

a woman with green hair is holding a cup of coffee and the words is it though are above her ALT: a woman with green hair is holding a cup of coffee and the words is it though are above her

Is it though?

Oh no!

RELEASE THE DOUCETTE CUT!

Even someone with slightly below average intelligence who didn’t know what a corner store was could have made a decent educated guess based on context and the words “corner” and “store”.

Did they not give you pain meds?
…or just not enough pain meds?

Wait, tea AND games?
Two of my favorite things!

Happy anniversary!
Wishing you a delicious dinner and clear weather for the archery!

I don’t think I’ve seen that kind of car before. I like it!

Bluesky mentioned!
#TheDailyShow
#Waffles

Look I think it’s obvious he’s a dipshit chud.

I don’t think he’s going to be a total fraud like Fetterman — think he’s a classic radicalized vet who remains an asshole.

Senator Platner will be quite the experience!

New pizza place menu, village block party, rec league baseball signups, charity 5K, scouting event, library fundraiser: suddenly every good, human-scaled thing has the same obnoxious AI-slop poster art, and I hate it hate it hate it

My taxes aren’t too complicated and I could probably do them myself, but it puts my mind at ease to have a pro do it.

My brother, on the other hand, has a bunch of 1099s, Schedule Cs with expenses, and all sorts of stuff. Pretty complicated. He definitely needs a pro!

Ugh… Appointment with my accountant tomorrow for taxes.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s a great guy and knows his stuff. (SO much better than when I was with H&R Block!) …but I hate having to track down all my documents. I always feel like I’m forgetting some.

It’s the exact same reason I’m not on Mastodon. 😅

Are you planning to TP the Boston Marathon route the night before the race?

…because that thought is now planted in your head. 😈

Growing up in Maine, Red Sox fandom was in our blood. With that, we hate the Yankees and NY. Visits to NY reinforced that NY was terrible because it was expensive, crowded, and smelled.

This mayor is amazing and making me warm up to New York. I’d still never move there, but I wish he was my mayor.

But no money to ICE, right?

Convention going 101, if a convention invites this guy knowing what we know now, DON'T TOUCH IT WITH A 10 MILE POLE.

Think of an impeachment vote as a way to generate material for ads and then we’re getting somewhere with these people who don’t want to try anything ever. “Katie Britt voted for Oklahoma farmers to pay $9.00 a gallon for gas!” Etc. Then even a losing vote has a purpose.

Holy crap! Congratulations and well deserved! Wish I was able to be there this year to see the show.

Honestly, Iran can just sit back and watch because the GOP is fucking up this country more than any of their bombs ever could. It’s going to take generations to undo all the damage!

At this point, I’m not going to be picky as long as he’s serving time in a place that’s an actual prison and not a resort.

…or at the bottom of an active volcano.

If he turns it into a prison again, that’s where we’ll put him and his administration when this is over.

People can still take tours. For an extra $5, you can throw paper towels at him.

Try extending that graph to the left. There's a reason it was truncated there.

This is a perfectly normal usage profile. Whenever a user joins a given site, there's a standard falloff curve where a fraction leaves. Since Bluesky's users have mainly come in spikes, that's just the normal curve.

Cafe. We do catering occasionally, but it’s usually something like bringing a few plates of cookies and pastries and coffee.
This one’s a bit larger, so the owner, baker, and I are handing it personally.
I actually enjoy it for the change of scenery!

A post from X? That IS an “oops”, for sure!

In my opinion, America would be a lot better off with more teachers and health experts in Washington and fewer lawyers and career politicians.

#mepolitics

Is 12 a “giant” amount?
Seems like a medium amount to me. I’ve seen my brother put away AT LEAST 24 in one meal.

Working a big catering job this weekend.

It means I couldn’t go to Anime Boston this weekend, but I was able to get my flight moved and will visit my parents in Maine instead!