Unapologetic nonsense from beginning to end and all the better for it.

Disappointing Pink Panther spin off the Blue Aardvark

Deleted scene where this guy goes after Ant Man.

Some films on that list are great but they're not family viewing. That era opened up a lot of buildings for the Wetherspoons of today.

Thing is, that list is the last of the line - two years before Jaws changed blockbusters, then Star Wars, sequels, Indy, then we're on to video and cable TV.

You'd want the additional buyer protection, really.

Something about the idea of 'whatever happens don't worry there will a bunch of smart and flawed but powerful grown-ups along to save the day' may have taken root which I'm not sure is a net positive.

Or a well aimed bucket of water

As a supporter of a team whose season comes with extensive footnotes, yes.

Not quite as fancy, but I thought the resident pheasant across the road was being especially noisy yesterday, but regrettably we have a Mike and Bernie Winters situation instead.

The Beechgrave Garden (possibly only for viewers in Scotland).

After all the meaningful games up and down the leagues today Chelsea v Man United is such an empty dried-up husk of a game to finish on.

I am going to spend some time pondering 'Meatloaf's vote to save'

I often think about an early Grand Designs where they spent a LOT of extra money to make an 'Internet ready home' by putting multiple phone sockets in every room.

A bear trap, with a very much untrapped bear standing next to it.

You get to board early for those seats, plus free snacks.

Two pheasants, at war.

It is day four of the great pheasant turf war. No cease fire and if anything even skwawkier at weekends.

I fought in the 'Let's do a 'Portal'/Chatbot/Second Life/Podcast/QR Code/Snapchat/TikTok' wars and am awaiting commission to AI front.

Well, now we have the title of the first song for a disappointing MTV reboot.

Maybe the most depressing thing I ever read about pop music was "(One of S Club) was in the final three to be Lolly". May have been Hannah.

"By agreeing to these terms and conditions, you enter a legally binding contract indicating you have read, understood and agree to follow its terms and also we can contact you by SMS and email."

"Padre time, excelcis".

Scottish comic/panto star Allan Stewart – his agent called him about doing an ad in the voice of James Sanderson (big name in 80s Glasgow sports radio). Couple of weeks later he calls the agent back – “Anything happening with that ad?” “Turned out Jimmy was half the price you were.”

There needs to be an economic formula for the line where the cost of getting a lookalike is greater than the price of just getting the actual person.

A panicking chicken, obviously.

If we can attach these to the arms of windmills suddenly the west coast of Scotland is the new powerhouse of the world. I can definitely see Largs as the new Dubai.

I thought it was a kind of medieval piano and happy to stick with that.

1976 'Protect and Survive' leaflet. The ultimate 'sell-side note', if you will.

A sell-side note, pictured recently.

You'd need to have people not quite managing tricks on skateboards in the background.

Captcha images for questions 'choose items what usually float on water' including several ducks. Because they're made of wood, obviously.

Captcha security now basing questions on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Superb. Also I don't want to read a word of the story yet still want to know how a funeral service commission manages to get 'embattled'.