I watched The Brave Little Toaster for the first time in more than 30 years today. My childhood depression makes a lot of sense.

My spouse asked me why I don't cook any family recipes. I told them I'm breaking the cycle of generational trauma.

In your primary elections, remember to vote against the incumbent. This congress has proved time and again that they're impotent and none of them deserve to keep their jobs.

In the last 8 months my self-published novel has generated revenue approaching $10. Needless to say I'm kind of a big deal.

I want to live in a world where playing video games with your friends meant sitting on the couch playing split screen, you could eat like a king at taco bell for $5, and Simpsons references were peak comedy.

The older I get, the more I agree with the Luddites.

I haven't been able to work on my new story in about two weeks, partially because I've had to deal one catastrophic event after another at work, and partially because I have no idea how to get the next section set up in any believable fashion.

The downfall of the human race is that we're smart enough to ask why something is and dumb enough to accept the first answer given, no matter how wrong that answer may be.

Did you ever stop and think about the dozens of lives that would have been spared if Pamela Voorhees bothered to look for her son instead of just assuming he drowned?

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

If the cost of being a successful independent author is using social media platforms that are morally repugnant, then I will happily remain unknown and unread.

No amount of recognition or money is worth supporting fascist-owned companies.

I'll be pretty interested in seeing what the cockroach civilization looks like once it takes over.

I think Trump wears hats all the time now because he no longer has the mental capacity to style his comb over.

A-fucking-men.

How many thousands of innocent people is this child rapist going to murder so he doesn't have to face consequences?

The Olympics are a biennial reminder that I just don't give a shit about sports.

I took my cat to the vet yesterday because he'd had a change in his eating habits. Ended up spending $400 for the vet to tell me that he's fat and really likes wet food.

My cat is under the impression that he gets wet food every time he wakes up, and if he doesn't get it, then it's time for bloodshed.

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Why are the worst people always the most highly motivated?

How big does a hole in a pair of underwear have to be before it stops being underwear and starts being a loincloth?

If I stay up too late my cat will start biting me in an attempt to get me to go to bed. He will also scream at me to get me up in the morning. I don't know how, but my cat has figured out how to tell time.

Happy New Year

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Six Minutes Till Dawn, now available for $.99 for a limited time.

A family in rural Nebraska barricade themselves in their home. In order to survive the approaching zombie horde, they'll have to survive each other first.

#booksky #read #kindle #indieauthor #booktok #fridayreads

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