Being a furry feels like being a Pokémon catcher.

I got so many cute creatures in my friends list but I really only talk to like 6 of them on a regular basis.

Watch out, I might be invading your neighborhood with my purpleness on Wplace!

What goes on in peoples heads to make them think “I want to work in a funeral home”?

This is why I chose to be a shapeshifter lol

Where are y’all buying your stickers from?

Not doing Stickermule

My coworker told me that I was “pushing 25” and that I’m cooked

Hating Raising Canes is not a personality type

Got myself the bisexual Chuck Taylors just in time for Pride fest this year!

Ain’t no way there were people who were actually traumatized by those cheesy Sonic.exe games from forever ago lol

No way I randomly found the hallway pizza guy on the google images of a store I’m trying to transfer to lol

Why do people wear Cowboy hats with outfits that don’t fit the hat at all?

Just because you have one doesn’t mean you need to wear it lol. You don’t look good in shorts, nikes, a graphic tee and a big ass cowboy hat

Currently thinking about why Starbucks hasn’t made a literal bar where we can order boozey coffees lol

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Happy pride ya goobs!

One more day!

Fun fact, Sunny D basically hides all alcohol flavor and tastes really good lol

1 month away til the most fun month :3

The fuck am I gonna do with 2.50 TikTok?

What happens if you try to eat him

You ever feel like you have no time to enjoy your day even though you still have 3 hours til you go to work?

I hate finding a super fun song and it’s 2 minutes or less

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You gotta stretch before art?

Balatro is so god damn fun to play but it is impossible to explain to someone without boring then to death lmao

I kinda want him

Pulling up to the fur convention wearing the Toys R Us suit

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I miss the Banana cat memes…

One of my biggest fears rn is someone making an AI video of me to ruin my life just cuz they want to lol

It’s going to happen to people. Just you wait. AI is borderline indiscernible now

HOME RUN!

I think it’s fair to say that worrying about a plane crashing into your house is no longer an irrational fear anymore.

I’m a furry.

I got the furry card to prove it :3

We need a law in order.

If you say Kendricks halftime show sucked, you need to follow up with a link to your Spotify playlist.