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my dad was always saying this

This is the best concert footage I’ve ever seen/heard

oh cool GPT-5 is released today. now even more things can suck ass

As Xbox announces that it's raising game prices to $80, the three best-reviewed games of the year so far are $50, $30, and $50

It really is nightmarish that my mental health rides on Rudy Gobert being good at his job this time of year, staying up til midnight yesterday was a huge gamble

Buddy it's the first choice for them I promise

I mostly referring to like, the whole season

THE TWINS ARE WAKING UP HALLELUJAH

I’m pretty good at tuning out commercials while watching sports but every time that Budweiser one with the horse delivering the keg comes on I think about this tweet

We love you Clark!!

He hung out at a few Minneapolis dive bars after Vikes lost in the postseason, seemed extremely down to earth

sam darnold finally started cooking in the most white privilege offense of all time and now he's gonna go to a team with a terrible OL that just cut one starting receiver and traded another. im sure that will work

3 and 4 are just incredible incredible games. Wario Land 3 is Nintendo's best Metroidvania

Wario Land 4 (I have never fully completed a mainline Mario game)

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure (patiently waiting and wishing the best for Sam Darnold on a team that is not the Vikings)

Getting the entirety of the NFL fan base pissed off at the rich idiot fascist right after everyone lost an hour of sleep is an excellent development

God I'm begging Bluesky to get group DMs I will finally fucking drop the other site if that happens

Bills-Ravens is the anointed game, it's like how the Timberwolves-Nuggets series was better than the NBA finals last year

surely this is the time i'll stick with Cities Skylines

local man buys new gaming laptop, boots up Slay the Spire on mobile phone

John I gotta know if you have ever played Slay the Spire, or if it's just not your kind of deckbuilding

surely this website created by Jack Twitter will be fully insulated from fascism for the next four years

the disparity in NFL commentators between saying "Bud Light" and "Wonka" during the ads is hilarious

you got the wrong guy, sorry!

It's been raining all day and there is thunder...heaven in minneapolis

I probably check this once for every 8 times I check Twitter but man the vibes are just better here

Monks should get two reactions somewhere around level 8 and two bonus actions around 12, it should be the class that breaks the action economy

My morning routine has become coffee -> bathroom -> take meds which means if I don't drink the anxiety juice I forget to take my anxiety meds. it's a zero sum game

Rewatching a bunch of Jon Bois ahead of the Vikings doc