@dyke.bsky.social bears

One time i gave my dog a CBD dog treat on fourth of july and she shit in my bed

I just smiled

They’re giving me a sky burial when i get to the Top

Wild Turking

You too

Bald

Beautiful watever Wish i was arguing on Reddit

Snakeroot followed you

In the Holler

I’m in Ohio and the Devil is laughing

Why am I in Ohio

They chopped my beans off

My son’s breath smell like a stanky ass fish

I’f we all die in a nuclear annihilator today i just need to say using this app to post has been a 6/10 experience

Pranking is an addiction. You’re an addict with a Disease

April Fools will be a felony when I’m in charge

If you say “sounds like someone s mad that they got pranked” i have been anti-prank since i was a baby. very smart baby, was never fooled. I knew that moms face was behind her Hands the whole time. You can see her ears very clearly

“Pranks” are not fun nor games. I’m goong to call them what they are: lies

“Pranksters” deserve the deadth penalty

I just think it’s really unfair that im being tormented by the visions

This mug is has an Ominous energies

My authenticator app makes me feel so authentic

chungus

He looks like he was made in Unreal engine 4

“Gavin Newsom wants to force your children to Gender Transition… into Californians” - paid for by the Keep America Texas coalition

Gavin Newssome needs to be even more insane. 200% more insane and he will become precedent of the United state

Fruit tastes so good when you don’t have a “horterculturealist” in your ear telling you that it’s low-hanging

I wish this was my View from my house every day

i just sneezed