my trainer is a baby and he thought I was 23 lol kids don't know shit about about my lucky genes and youthful joie de vivre

(listening to Be Aggressive by Faith No More) everywhere I look I see my wife and I think that's beautiful

I've got black countertops w white appliances and med/light orange-y wood cabinets so I'm thinking a sage/jade sort of tile and painting the remaining walls a warm creamy white and bringing in some copper accents... is this a vibe? committing is scary

wondering if I should learn to tile by doing my kitchen instead of doing a peek and stick... if I don't get my deposit back it's nbd since I've already lived here seven years

Jokers are wild... 🃏

Game Changer Season 8 premieres May 18th only on Dropout.

just saw a shoe listing say the wide fit is 3.35 inches wide... measured my foot and it's 4"... shoes truly are hell.......

wait there was a hypmic x utapri crossover wth lol

do movies and such that do close ups of characters w colored contacts use hard scleral lenses bc soft lenses move when you blink... or are they just digitally retouching that out? can you get colored hard lenses? this is what I think about while watching fantasy stuff these days

SO TRUE he would lose his damn mind

it's a foggy, dim day, and I think instead of working i should be at a big antique mall all day. I think that would suit me much better

look at all my babyplants

birthday baby #nucarnival

also excited bc I just got a new CORDED vacuum cleaner delivered, which will be amazing to use bc my rechargeable one literally lasts for like seventeen seconds, without hyperbole 🙃

I properly cleaned my fridge and purged my spice cabinet, now I'm gonna finish the rest of the kitchen and finally be at peace 🙏🏼

oh yeah

unrelated but I kind of want these but where does one wear vintage yellow wool short shorts

my phone made me a slideshow of bunny-shaped things

finally got my taxes done, actually got a nice little chunk back, maybe I'll save it for my next vacation

if you ask me on any given day what the vibe is I will just point to the video for The Different Story (World of Lust And Crime)

did stromae invent millennial "we have nothing so fuck it, let's dance" music with alors on dance or was he just the best at it

I love when I get a patient that I just LIKE, not for any particular reason that I can generally put my finger on (except politeness), but sometimes somebody comes in and it's like "you can come back anytime! I'll be happy to see you!" it's just nice, idk

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

don't wanna post spoilers but they really put my wife through the ringer in this event and as a bad end pervert I ate that shit UP

had a stressful day followed by a good workout so today I'm enjoying Two Dinners

I hate when random reps bring us lunch bc then I feel obligated to eat food I don't want to eat and then when I just eat my regular lunch I feel like it makes everyone think I'm crazy with my diet or something, which I very much am not, I just don't like condiments

such a rich culinary tradition 😭😭

I mean it's super easy (first 10 difficulty I've ever passed) bc I train my fingers by playing songs one handed or one fingered anyway but it's still really neat

just played a song in my rhythm game that requires you to hold down a single note in the middle of the field for literally the entire length of the song, forcing you to move your other hand around it for everything else; what an interesting gimmick

today's dinner fucked