is the bread still in stock?

(pretend im at panera) hey would it be possible for me to pick two? oh really, no way haha

speed traps in neighborhoods - that’s the crux of my campaign

few know that the beatles put out their best album in 1983

wondered for a split second if vinyls could be region locked

whiplash 2026 remake but jk simmons is your weird middle aged uncle who’s dead set on playing professional pickleball

it has been too destructive to me and my loved ones

going cold turkey from croquet this year

was at least expecting some impressive cgi. you could literally see the sora logo bouncing around

soon we'll need a new phrase for meetups taking place in real life. before too long asking to "meet up" will just become synonymous with meeting up in bellabel park. not sure if nintendo fully thought about the ramifications of this release.

weeki. katchup.

im gonna keep pronouncing biopic the way i want. say biographical picture if you really care so much

my man.

and your favorite type is?

i had beef with so many genius pages and they were right all along 😭

apparently surround sound CDs can sometimes be used to isolate a songs vocals? magical stuff. finally hearing certain lyrics in full is genuinely transcendent.

as a kid closing my bedroom door at night meant keeping myself safe from zombies (specifically the telltale ones) but also that i couldn’t sleep with my cats.

i usually kept the door just barely ajar. i guess i hoped cats had that slight edge in dexterity over zombies?

can we please be best friends ken i think we have the exact same interests (cava, wings albums, bojack horseman)

it’s nice of lightning to give everyone just a little heads up that it’s friend thunders coming too, just so no one’s caught off guard or anything

4 stars despite electrocution is a pretty damn good review

if you think you dont know it yes you do

i was like 3 pages into of mice and men before thinking “hey these two characters remind me of that one meme from that one old book lol”

that lingering thought never left my head and it became increasingly obvious as time went on that this was indeed said old book

only minor spoils nbd

white boy travel plans ‘26

this and the first are in a very close race for me, glass onion still being fun just a step down imo.

you got to watch it in theatres right? totally added to the experience for me, especially with how many jokes they cracked

grrr why did you have to be the best movie to come out in 2025….

havent seen sinners or one battle yet btw 😀😀😄😄😄😇😇😇

they think they beatles…

google qdoba inflation

my birthday comin up yall

this is what’s wrong with america

thursdays at 9pm est are a family holiday for the wipeoutjack household