YES THAT GAME I WANT IT SO BAD!!! Phase (by Harmonix) !!!!!!!!

Wait what thing lmaooo

if you go to the Chicago show and find me I may have CBB themed friendship bracelets to share so get your dang tickets!!!!!

watched Mad Max’s 1&2 for Scott Hasn’t Seen (Emily hasn’t seen) during which I fell asleep twice during the first all to learn that

a) Scott didn’t bother watching 1 and I really didn’t need to

and (spoiler for the episode)

b) he HAD ALREADY seen Road Warrior but forgot 🤦‍♀️

I was casually observing the process at my store while crate digging after I secured my one (1) RSD pick (the silly Wicked one) and they had 3 people on it to keep things moving but they were forgetting to call out the ones that were out of stock and it was causing confusion. Mess w/ so few copies

*we got tickets in San Diego but my goal is to make Thing of being on that part of the west coast

I really need every comedy combination I give a shit about to be doing something in LA while I’m finally in town* for the Olympics

local dummy sporting the merch for the concert at the concert gets emotional about the manager of the band or whatever

I may or may not have just called and left a message and felt weirdly vulnerable by sending it even though it’s not that vulnerable of a question to ask…… Life!

Do you have an advice question for The Juice?

Call 765-266-2264 (COM-BANG) now!

*please no funny calls - we won’t use them!

I should be a producer because I would’ve green lit Jon Hamm’s Easter Hamm no questions asked goddamn it

The CBB Ground Beefing Tour 2026 with show dates

The balcony report awaits!

🎟️ comedybangbangworld.com/tour/

Your dads rented a yacht
Happy opening Titanique
#belowdeck

It was unsurprisingly excellent. Some voices I failed to clock that at I’m disappointed in myself by (Ego, Vanessa, Melissa, MERYL??!!) but omg that movie fucking rules

finally seated for Hoppers!

I am the only one at this 11AM screening so
I’m definitely vibing having the place to myself

(took this photo for a work competition … my mom literally paid for me just to go into the parking lot at Kennedy to pose a bit and then leave bc tickets to actually go inside were so expensive 😭)

how it feels to be watching all this NASA coverage

Those are so good! The what’s up hotdog one is killing me

The poster for the dates: May 25 - Toronto ON May 26 - St. Paul MN May 27 - Madison WI May 28 - Chicago IL May 30 - Grand Rapids MI May 31 - Royal Oak, MI June 1 - Columbus OH June 3 - Cleveland OH June 4 - Pittsburgh PA June 5 - Cincinnati OH June 7 - St. Louis MO June 8 - Kansas City MO June 16 - Atlanta, GA June 18 - Nashville, TN June 19 - Charleston SC June 20 - Durham NC June 21 - Washington DC June 24 - New York NY June 25 - Philadelphia PA June 27 - Boston MA June 28 - Fairfield CT June 29 - Portland ME

Tickets are now available for the Comedy Bang! Bang! Ground Beefing Tour 2026!

Join @pftompkins.bsky.social, myself, and the CBB All Stars as we traverse around the country(s).

BUY TICKETS HERE: cbbworld.com/tour

HELL YEAHHHHHH THE SCOTTS ARE BACK AGAINNNN 💃💃💃

Steven Soderbergh teases "a lot of AI" in his upcoming movies Steven Soderbergh teases "a lot of AI" in his upcoming movies

Chattanooga Film Festival teases never watching another Soderbergh movie again if he’s gonna be like THIS.

Stay away from our granddaughter. Spike and Ike Minksalmon from CBB

AND get near our grandson.

I’m thinking of making CBB World themed friendship bracelets to give away at the Chicago show

I enjoy making them but also had a good giggle at the concept of a “piss pig” bracelet

Oh yeah I saw other people saying it was an error. Would’ve been a sick deal though!

Yeah the presale isn’t active except for citi members and VIP. It probably should say directly if it’s a ticket or not. Usually when it’s not a ticket it’s in like all caps “THIS IS NOT A TICKET” somewhere very obviously on your order

yesterday it felt wild to go about my normal work day because of the moon stuff (fun)

today it feels wild because the lunatic that’s in charge of the country I live in has called for a genocide of an entire group of people for oil reasons I guess? (dire)

Did it direct you to pick seats? When I did it for Chicago I had to pick a seat (and the total cost was like $250). That to me sounds like an add on at that price!

mine was via Ticketmaster and I will say it was generally unclear whether these were even available at first

I will once again be meeting and greeting the @cbbworld.bsky.social cast for Chicago!

Just a normal push alert to wake up to