What does it say about me when my brain understands 2011 twitter speak

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a tortilla, and one other thing

Oh, every one is always nostalgic for the geocites era web but when somebody actually makes a platform that crashes every 10 minutes, suddenly everybody wants future technology, I see how it is.

No, we’re not.

Butthead from Beavis and Butthead in the same color tone looking like the sculpture of Charlie Kirk

A sign on the return counter at Lowe’s reads “Thank you for treating our associates with respect. Profanity, verbal threats, or violence towards our associates will not be tolerated. Thanks for helping us make Lowe’s an enjoyable place for all.”

Insane times that this sign is needed

All I remember is that at first, they were Teabaggers

I sure do spend a lot of time checking my phone for someone who never talks to anyone.

Sign on public storage building with lights burnt out in several letters, leaving “Public rage.”

I don’t think it will all fit in there.

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Reupping my hypothetical campaign pledge that if I can't get Congress to abolish ICE, I will issue an XO requiring ICE agents to wear uniforms when on duty, and the new uniforms will be hot pink with short shorts (also no guns or body armor). Also maybe glittery fringe, have to look into that

BESSENT, one month ago today:

“.. 2025 was about setting the table. 2026 is going to be a banquet for the American people. The economy is taking off.”

@cnbc.com

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Let me know what companies are selling to the feds and I’ll never use them again.

Q: Can you give one example of fraud in a previous election that the SAVE America Act would stop?

MIKE JOHNSON: Look, we're not gonna litigate all that

“I don’t even like to talk to my son”

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

Man pointing at screen that read Pi Day is a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math.

Happy Pi Day to all who celebrate.

I can’t order cheaply made items to be delivered to me the same day

Me, closing my Amazon account: “I don’t care.”

Simple information about what the SAVE Act would actually do to American voters. Tens of millions would lose their right to vote unless they spend lots of $$$ and jump through bureaucratic hoops before November.

“There were no books.” Sums up this whole administration

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.

We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

Happy birthday!

2 weeks = never

AI error or not, Iran school bombing is a permanent stain on America’s soul | Will Bunch A debate on AI in warfare obscures the truth about an Iran school bombing. U.S. humans are to blame for this war crime.

They had names. They had beautiful faces. And they had the same dreams as your kids - crushed when American "precision" bombs slammed into their Minab elementary school, killing 175

Don't blame AI for this. Blame the sick humans who see war as a game

My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/iran...

remember when the IRS put out a a free online tax filing system where you could just do your taxes through the IRS and it was actually well made and was pretty well recieved and then the tax filing industry and Republicans killed it and now you have to use TurboTax again

*than medium - THAN

Rock Band 1 Wii - "Dirty Little Secret" Expert Guitar 100% FC (192,420) YouTube video by A Wise Moose

Because everything sucks, I’ve started playing Rock Band on Wii again and it really is one of the best game series ever (this video is not me and I can’t play higher then medium level)