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Posts by Swamp Patrick

Watched a woman about my age take two full size Stanley cups and full them with suicide soda mixes at the Panera bread fountain drink station.

This is some sort of economic sign, but I cant tell you what it means.

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Welp...

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Its weird, but seeing Bam Magera skating again and trying to be healthy gives me a spark of hope and joy.

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If you see it to the North, im just summoning a counter entity

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One thing im tired of is the comparison to Jordan, i watched Jordan play in DC in his late 30s, and LeBron at 41 is playing at the top of the league which is a year older than Jordan was when he retired.

LeBron is leaps and bounds better and redefined what MVP means.

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Also, Malkin interviews are awesome even if Crosby can lick the ice.

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As someone without a Hockey team to root for, I hope the state of Pennsylvania has a great night.

But I was in the Pitt area for the Stanley cup wins in 09 and 16, shit was wild.

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This podcast has always been a stalwart supporter of the flyers ice hockey team.

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I dont know if this is a joke or not, but Pittsburgh is the one city that has more "fuck transphobes" energy than any other I've been in.

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The + is just because I know of 7 locally off the top of my head and know thats only in this part of the county.

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I totally forgot the 7+ types of Mennonite branches.

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Little man, big grift.

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The fact hes next to "needs a box to stand on" MarkWayne Mullen and still is that short... also im 90% sure thats the same shirt from one of his stand up specials.

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American technology is so bad, and we are so stupid about it, that we are actively becoming the stupidest version of the Adeptus Mechanicus.

Which would be hilarious if that didn't make me a priest.

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Our county in PA has
Wiccan
multiple types of Jewish folks
Catholics
Eastern Orthodox
Buddhists
A buffet of Protestants
Hindu
Satanists
Jehovas Witnesses
And one Irish Anglican church

But somehow no Mormons

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Hopes and prayers in the chat this motorcycle will be sold today

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I really need to let someone know that there running back from my DII College football team who played a few years of Canadian football is now posting flat earth content.

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Can't wait to hear all your refreshed nautical rope knot knowledge

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In "The Muppets Most Wanted" Constantine (evil Kermit) escapes from a Soviet Gulag, which means that in the Muppetverse the Soviet Union never fell this creating the socioeconomic reality of the Muppets.

In this essay I will...

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You know what, good for Tomi. The conservative press has tried to bury her for just being honest about being a paid for propagandist blonde woman, and if shes gotta make her money off cheap athleisure to get over on them so be it.

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When some conservative women get criticized for being a blonde clone factory product that just spit out talking points, they try to appear trad wife, but not Tomi she just leans the fuck in.

Shes the only real operator out there.

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Channeling @dadshammdad.bsky.social for grass cutting energy

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Id like to thank rapid radicalization in my early 20s that stopped me from chasing my dads dream for me of becoming a cop. Instead I stumbled my way into tech and then every other part of my life is the opposite of what I do.

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Jack Black and Jack White are alternate universe versions of each other that are destined to do battle at the end of time.

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Video by whom now!?

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youtu.be/nbYgSZzBpAw?...

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Scientifically true as it ages 3x faster than any other liquor, a 4 year rum is like a 12 year whiskey.

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This is just Javier Bardem in Dune.

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My kids softball uniform
Red jersey, number 8, sponsored by Sheet metal workers local 19

My kids softball uniform Red jersey, number 8, sponsored by Sheet metal workers local 19

Love seeing a local as the sponsor for my kids softball uniform.

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