I remember a lot of pundits saying 'be careful what you wish for' when we wanted rid of Steve Bruce

Marvel assigns fans yet more homework

I was thinking exactly that earlier. They looked good at the weekend and need goals, while we've checked out. It'll definitely be more than 3-0

Imagine his wages are too high but he'd be great at #nufc. The squad sorely lacks leaders

Yeah, too many sanitised windows these days. Though Isak and Wissa downing tools then getting injured to piss away the whole season has left the last window looking darkly funny

We'll be pulling the Sean Dyche ripcord

Incredible scenes as Peter Odemwingie pulls up in his car outside Downing Street to try and push through a move into Harry's first cabinet

At a push, we might get something from West Ham at home. Maybe Fulham away if it's one of those end of the season kickabouts where neither side tries

I think it's unlikely, but not impossible, that Spurs get 11 points from the last 15. West Ham have a really tough run-in. I'm expecting both Leeds and Forest to go above us

This is it. This headline must be baffling to aspiring (e.g.) engineering students

I'd snap your hand off for 12th right now. I think we could end up 15th/16th. We won't get another point this season

It has stuck with me that when I was an undergrad at Essex, the Intro to Government lectures were given by Anthony King and Albert Weale (HoD at the time)

I think there's a solid arc if you just take the Captain America films, plus Avengers 1 and 3. They're all pretty good quality. You could discard everything else with no real loss. I suppose you'd want Endgame for completeness but it's truly awful

Arsenal have an easy run of games, only West Ham looks tricky. Man City have to go to Everton and Bournemouth and have Villa and Brentford at home. They'll drop points in more than one of those

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Obviously, I said that to stir the cosmos into action

Haaland really does just disappear in these big games, doesn't he

It's pretty funny that Man City only bought Cherki (for £35m) because they thought £125 was too much for Wirtz

Rare FPL win for me by getting rid of Wirtz and bringing in Gibbs-White this week. If Semenyo could also score a hat-trick later today that would really help

I don't watch pre-season as it's still athletics season, but it's wild that it hasn't been addressed

Versions of this have been happening throughout the second half of this season. It's startling how many opposition goals are being scored pretty much on our goal line. We aren't being beat by worldies, teams are walking the ball into our net

I'm just going to leave this here, and I'm sure the rest of the book is just as well-evidenced

Isn't that what China is doing with Deepseek?

That 13% is the average gradient, it's around 20% in places and I passed a mountain biker going up it as I was running down. All respect to him for that

A morning for trails, trees, and hills. 15 miles across the North Downs Way. With some wall-running down a 13% gradient of loose stones and rutted trail

We all need to vent, this is as good a place as any

Problem was that Kelleher went to Brentford when it still looked like Trafford was coming to us

Generous to Ramsdale who gets caught out by every dinked cross, and a bit harsh on Tonali who showed some energy. At one point, he was pressing on the opposition penalty area, looked round and despaired because no one has joined him

I'd add Hall to the list. He got done for the first goal, but he was still running and trying. A low bar, but when you see Livramento and Barnes actively pulling out of challenges, it's all relative