We think of paper as flat/empty, a featureless vessel awaiting content, but look at how dynamic and beautifully textured it is.

Art cannot exist in a void. All stories emerge in context, and are carried by the texture of the reality that delivers them to you.

Also these edibles ain't shi-

The perfect xmas gift doesn't exis-

Yes.

This sounds rad, I'll have to check it out!

Side note, "Having a blast with my latest short" is uncomfortably close to "having a blast in my shorts." Worry not, the necromancers have not hexed my sphincter control. (Yet)

Having a blast with my latest short, The Ghost Eater's Husband: "All CFOs are necromancers, Rhys. Everybody knows that. Why aren't the Twilight Blades doing anything about this plague of undead financiers we've got going on? Corporate America is just lousy with them." 👻

Adorable orange kitty sitting in the middle of many cards and board game tokens.

Princess Poopina amidst the aftermath of another Apocalypse Cats playtest. She won, of course.

Aye aye chief!

So THATS'S how you manage to stay surrounded by such fantastic beards!

Which is, I suppose, a roundabout way of asking if you want to go get ice cream

Real talk though, going to the gym allows me to eat inhuman quantities of ice cream without repercussion 😛

I'll take the gym lol

Without misery and suffering, how would I write fiction?

Why not both?

Finishing up a short story on necromancers in corporate america and now staring at your unreasonably handsome face for a few before the gym. 😻 Le sigh

Slap that slab of wax on my table bub!

That's not very polite to say about bags of dicks

I think we should give him the opportunity to prove he's reformed. If he spreads his cheeks for a leather daddy, then he's no longer a Nazi.

I had the same thought. Charlie Jane: totes a witch.

You fill my heart with such joyyyy 🎵

Stoooooooked!

Can't wait for the Kickstarter delivery! So stoked!

Submitting another short to a rad queer anthology. Fingerss crossssssseeeedddedd!!!

Gearing up for another Apocalypse Cats playtest! apocalypsecats.com

I am so frickin excited for our be gay do crime book club!

Oh darn. I guess we'll have to stick with billionaires again. *Languidly kicks a rock*

It's also because word is behind a paywall and Google docs is free.

4 characters I write:

1. Angry gay with a dead husband
2. Saturday morning cartoon gay
3. So depressed will destroy everything gay
4. Trans transhuman transcendentalist transient

Oh look, a fancy website. I am so fancy.

www.viadubarbosa.com