"I grant you one wish," the magic fish said.
"To eat my mother's pancakes again, just like when I was a child."
"Are you sure?"
"You think it frivolous?"
"No. But to grant it I must send you back to the child you were, with no adult memories."
"Would my life change?"
"You ask that every time."
Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.
They never explained what Forrest Gump’s problem was. I assume being a baby boomer is what made him like that
korean michael clayton vhs box and tape being held by person wearing a unorth shirt
you're watching michael clayton on the criterion channel, i'm watching michael clayton on korean ntsc vhs in my custom u-north swag we are not the same
OK, I’ve had enough of this dude’s tits.
your order has shipped
All my Netlify sites are down. Good!
It finally happened to me. YouTube auto-dubbed a video into Russian for no god damned reason.
Don’t show me photos of Reese Witherspoon and her daughter.
I’ve got this bidet sprayer where I’ve replaced every single part and I can tell you with authority that the ship of Theseus would not be the same ship if it only had 3 parts like my bidet.
People shouldn’t be allowed to laugh at you when you say things like X-Men (2000) changed my life.
a combination urgent care and taco bell
I'm at the combination
Are you happy? Do you have love? What will you do when you get older? Will you try to change the world like I did? We failed, but maybe you will not.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK82...
Have y'all figured out how to do this without thrashing performance? Heard my fans for the first time in a long time. I bet it's because I was applying it to the `body` 😇
Kinda wild how few flagship apps don’t have iOS 26’s new keyboard.
Oh fuck dude. OH FUCJ!!!
Wait until you’re HVAC’d. Lights out for everyone.
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Can we get those ICE dorks to focus on adult fans of Disney?
I've been renovating a house for so long. Just passed my final plumbing inspection. Feels incredible.
Wow, turns out the View Transitions API in CSS is amazing.
nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands
Spinal Tap 2 has literally zero footprint. Never happened. No one saw it. No one talked about it. Never showed up on my Letterboxd. No one reviewed it on YouTube. No Reddit threads. It simply doesn't exist.
A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson
Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”
Happy Friday to you guys
But I don’t want sea salt.
Always makes me a little sad to get back in touch with an old friend who was just insanely mean and find out that they've mellowed out, found inner peace.
Ope! They actually sent me a potato!
Pat that meat dry, friend.
Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that Hello Fresh sent you.
Step 1. Preheat the oven to 425°
Step 2. Zest and quarter a lemon
