My good friend Tabby is having a struggle right now and could use our help, even just a couple bucks goes a long way ❤️

I sense a great evil approaching. I can't tell if it is approaching for me specifcally or for all of us but it is coming.

oh past me do I have some news for you

Oh hey. Look what I found in my photo archives

@protonjon.bsky.social

@therealshrum.bsky.social Shrum is a portmanteau of Shrek cum and everyone must learn of this revelation.

Okay but I'm talking about when people say it out loud

The fact that people won't even respect a cartoon goofball when he says don't call me Blitzo, my name is Blitz should be a sign that maybe American society is failing in the autonomy department.

McFucking reason. Like she even KNEW my background and was stunned that I knew how just because I was homeless. Like, holy shit.

It's been like 9 years but still thinking about that time I offered to help assemble pamphlets to the director of a homeless shelter I was staying at and she started to explain what collating is and I was like "I know how to collate, I've done this plenty of times." And she was like shocked for some

And then they go to therapy and become better people. The end

Gift of the magi, but make it punk

It's also funny because I made extremely BIZZARE fanfictions of him and his wife when I was like 20 and they WERE irl ships but NOT WITH EACH OTHER AND ALSO EVERYTHING WAS GAY.
I hope he understands that I was but a mere babygay trying to cope with being queer in an unforgiving world.

Can't believe protonjon wished me a happy birthday on my lucahjin fan account THAT HE FOLLOWED WAY BACK when I had like 40 followers on it. Which is funny because LUCAHJIN IS HIS WIFE AND HE'S WATCHING ME BE A GOOBER on bluesky geeking out about the person he signed the paper with.

spongebob squarepants is holding up his hands in the air and saying gay . ALT: spongebob squarepants is holding up his hands in the air and saying gay .

I'm happy that you found someone like that tbh.

“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine

Even better because now some fucknut has a useless helmet and another has a bike without a helmet to use

Conservative idea of unrealistic representation: black jewish rapper
Nissim Black: 👁️ 👅 👁️

Any trans woman who talks about sex online: I am sex positive! *makes a sex joke*
puriteens: you're not even trans, you're just here to make trans people look bad you pervert
Literally normal people: She is allowed to talk about sex you shit stirrer

YES I WANT TO FUCK MONTY'S BACKWOODS GATOR ASS LEAVE ME ALONE LMAO

The people claiming he was rich aren't the ones who care about you. They're the ones mad that their attempts to paint him as a villain failed to EVERYONE, not just the left. They're scared this will unite us all against them and are trying to skew us. Don't take the fucking bait.

If he was ACTUALLY rich, he wouldn't have needed health insurance to get his healrhcare. If his insurance denied a claim, he'd literally just pay out of pocket IF he was rich. If you need insurance to pay for something and can't afford it on your own, that means you're not rich.

far worse that he did. My father raped me when I was 4. I blocked it out for over two and a half decades. I have since healed as much as is possible but yeah, the rest of it seemed normal to me because that was what I was used to from birth. And the rest my brain hid from me to protect me.

He would usually position himself behind my mother so he could make whatever face he wanted and if she ever looked at him, he immediately changed expressions.

He got some sort of sick joy out of seeing me cry. And eventually this revelation led to me finally being able to acknowledge something

They asked me many questions I did not have the answer to. One of which was why was he happy to tell you this. I had to think about that for a long time. Months to be more exact. And eventually I realized my dad LOVED hurting me emotionally. He LOVED giving me bad news.

Mainly because I thought it was impossible but also because I thought he was making some cruel joke. And he changed the channel over to one talking about the news story and had me watch.

So I told this story to a group of people and everyone looked REALLY uncomfortable.

"Hey *deadname* the crocodile hunter just died." with this weird GLEE in his voice and a big grin. He changed that expression as soon as my mom looked over to one of grim sobriety. He knew I loved the crocodile hunter. I assumed he was pranking me. I said "Haha nice try."

The weirdest thing about trauma is that it seems normal if you have experienced it since childhood. One of the big moments that made me realize my childhood was fucked up was I was telling the story of how I found out Steve Irwin died and it was my mom and I got home and immediately my dad said

three of em!

UGH FINE (jk I actually didn't realize I wasn't following him on here so this genuinely helped)