Carlos Alcaraz with the worst hair you've ever seen in your life, looking like he's in the middle of explaining quadratic equations to his mom, who isn't listening

At what point did Carlos Alcaraz develop Extreme Math Teen Hair

Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

Glorious 💫

Six years!

City agrees to fix yearslong ‘courtesy’ tow problem. A judge still needs to approve the court settlement. After a protracted legal battle in federal court — and six years’ worth of Inquirer stories — lawyers for the city have tentatively agreed to start tracking towed cars.

@wbender99.bsky.social has been hot on the courtesy tow beat for years longer than should have been required.

Is peace finally at hand?

Learner Tien is a baller. That is all.

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This little Bald child "be" acting his tail off

How patronage in a Philly row office has cost taxpayers more than $900,000 … and counting The city paid out another $250,000 to a former register of wills staffer who said he was fired for not making political contributions to Tracey Gordon.

Past, at the Philadelphia Register of Wills’ office patronage game, is prologue. And the tab for taxpayers currently stands at $900,000 — with room to grow. www.inquirer.com/news/philly-...

Bublik sure does show a lot of disrespect toward his opponents for a guy who decided to do something at 28 years old. 🙄🎾

TENNIS IS BACK BABY

Karue Sell keepin’ it real

Who else is getting up at 3:30 am tomorrow?! 🌞🦘🎾🇷🇸🇪🇸

There’s a lot of handwringing over Djokovic’s path to the semifinals.

But, at 38 years old, he showed up to work. His much younger opponents did not. 🎾

Why aren’t more people annoyed by this!

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I am, once again, begging non-Philadelphians to google Rochelle Bilal before blindly sharing this video

2026 backhand goals

a man in a colorful sweater is standing in front of a car . ALT: a man in a colorful sweater is standing in front of a car .

And to think all of you were worried about Coco

Overdose deaths in Philly on track to be the lowest in nearly 10 years. Pa. deaths are also declining dramatically. The drop mirrors national trends in overdose deaths, which peaked during the COVID-19 pandemic and have since been steadily falling.

Some good news to end the year: Overdose deaths are dropping dramatically in Philly (and Pennsylvania, and nationwide). www.inquirer.com/health/overd...

And @ryanbriggs.bsky.social

Landlord Phil Pulley transferred ownership of West Philly apartments days before suspected arson, records show Property records show the notorious landlord signed a deed transfer two days before the June 2025 fire. The new owners are now demolishing the building.

Appreciate @wbender99.bsky.social for continuing to tug on the threads of this complicated but also obviously tragic situation. www.inquirer.com/news/phil-pu...

Vivid painting of a snow-covered house that appears distinctively Québécois

#ClarenceGagnon, #Canadian, 1881-1942, ‘After the Storm’.
#art #CanadianArt #painting

Donate to Support David Swanson's Cancer Battle, organized by David Strathearn On November 14th, my 61st birthday, I, David Swanson, was diagnosed with squamo… David Strathearn needs your support for Support David Swanson's Cancer Battle

Former @inquirer.com photographer and a good guy, help him out 👇

gofund.me/4f3a864d7

it's true 😔

new fav pod based solely on the fact that it went straight to that amazing Learner Tien match

“That final genuinely, genuinely made me smile”
😀

Jack DeJohnette, dynamic and instantly recognizable jazz drummer, dies at 83 Jack DeJohnette, of the most daring and singular jazz drummers of the last 60 years, died on Sunday.

Jack DeJohnette, just one of the deepest musicians ever, and a personal hero. Here is my obituary for NPR Music.

If you’ve been waiting for a ringing endorsement before subscribing to Court Theory, here it is from David Granger, the legendary editor of Esquire. 🎾

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"Taking away a broadcast license has so many legal obstacles and takes so long that the FCC doesn't even try."

This is important to understand. The real action is in self-censorship and merger approvals. view.newsletters.cnn.com/messages/175...

William's fundraising page Help William Bender raise money to support Friends Of The Wissahickon Inc

HEY EVERYONE ... I'm raising a few bucks for Friends of the Wissahickon through the All Trails Challenge, which I last did in 2020. If you appreciate the Wiss like I do, please consider contributing. Thanks.🍂🌿🍁

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Well, that was kinda hilarious. 🫠