This is what they're trying to pass off as chippy chips in Southend. Crunchy, oven-cooked blasphemy.

3. Finding this on a flight to Taiwan last year - its poster makes it look pretty humorous, but it turns out it's a film based on a true story about a dog that bit someone and its owner went to court to stop it getting put down. It ends with the owner losing the trial and the dog being euthanised.

I fly a lot for work and have a great deal to say about the plane films genre, but I'll narrow it down to 3 highlights.

1. Finding Final Destination on an Air China flight

2. Sitting next to a man who chain watched 3 American Pie movies, ON HIS LAPTOP, making no attempt to hide sex scenes...AND...

Josh Widdicombe once took the piss out of me for having a croissant as my wallpaper - it was the default from when I bought the phone, but he was absolutely right to mock, I should have changed it.

I must spend a combined total of about three weeks every year sitting outside of events I'm really early for.

Why have you drawn Pob?

Get Iraola on the phone. He can bring his scouts and half his team with him if he wants.

Again, you could see this coming from a mile off - game management is non-existent

Thrash
1.5/5

California Schemin'
3/5

That's right it's called an airealator!

City connect and Steelheads it is for the rest of the season.

Fans biting their thumbs at each other either side of a line of stewards right down the middle of the theatre

How can you be gifted a run of Portsmouth, Wigan, Mansfield and Southampton and still fail to make it to the semi-finals?

Found a cat wearing an Elizabethan ruff in a pub today

No worries mate!

I can't DM you but I think you should be able to send me a message - will get this done for you no problem at all.

Oh me for sure!

"Gang, I've got some seriously cool munchies today" - Michael Barrymore shopping for sweets in Torquay might be the most Partridge thing I've ever seen.

It's beyond Partridge.

Iran's Milad Mohammadi Acrobatic Throw In Fail Vs Spain - World Cup 2018 Bloopers YouTube video by A Mad Barca Fan

guys come on it's time.

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Back from Arizona and going through my photos - spotting a roadrunner in the wild was an absolute dream 🏜️📸

Newcastle's best pubs loved by locals From a converted house to a former first-class railway waiting lounge, the city is packed with characterful and cosy pubs

making my i debut today with a list of lovely Newcastle pubs 🍺

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I'm in Arizona and it mostly looks like this 🏜️

I used to live in York and regularly enjoyed the adventures of York Man. He'd get up to all sorts, the crazy fool. Good to see he's still up to his old tricks.

Hoppers
2.5/5

Is it ironic that one of the main talking points from the Spurs match is someone clearly not ready for the job they were given being very quickly removed and replaced, yet Igor Tudor still has his job?

Happy March 8th

On the cover of today's Mail Travel section with three pages of China 🇨🇳🐼✌️

New visa rules, followed by an increase in flights, mean it's now easier to travel to China than it ever has been for Brits - these are some of my recommendations for my favourite country 🍜 🥟