if this is a bit it’s very funny

if this is not a bit it’s even funnier

Will always be an MJ guy (it's like they say your favorite SNL cast is the one that was on when you were in 9th grade) but I marvel and am amazed every time I watch him play. And not just role play either.

Overtime playoff hockey cocaine motorcycle helicopter etc ettc

His wing man is Luke fucking Kinnard

Dude's 41. Had 28-8-7.

GANGSTER SHIT #balzers

Goddammit I was craving fish and chips so much tonight

Very hesitant to respond here...

Speaking as someone with no game, you have no game. I've always been told that's my game.

Bur I don't want to play a game.

I've decided to just be a good, but deeply cynical, person. As Danny Glover might say, I'm too old for this shit

we did it

Wemby is impossible.

Looking for the nip slip

I too am running the Boston Marathon tomorrow (just finished a plate of wings, about to house my 3rd beer)

Deni's nickname Turbo is extremely funny to me.

American Gladiators ass shit.

Lookin at my Seiko
It's about to be Waco

(might be my favorite DOOM line)

RESIDENTS OF PORTLAND: do not be alarmed by the glare emanating from downtown. It's just me in shorts.

I liked the LD because we were all watching it and it's fun watching MJ fucking destroy fools

RIP Dan Majerle

Last Dance is on. We're in the pandemic history era

If you're still rooting for the broso Portland team, I'm sorry, I love you and I truly believe things will get better

Rasslin shit on sportscenter is offensive

You gonna recap The Pitt next?

From the grits n gravy bathroom (so full I might not eat again until tomorrow)

Might i also suggest

open.spotify.com/episode/6z8e...

You haven't lived until you've heard Heidi and Sunday play fortnite together from separate rooms connected by comms. Absolutely a foreign language (complimentary)

Am I a moron? Don't answer that

This has kind of broke my pre-inernwt brain

(You young people don't know what having thie vhs tape meant)

I learned that the original Faces of Death wasn't actually real. 13 years old me's min is FUCKING BLOWN

Christ I hate these fuckwads with the fire of a thousand suns

Lemme guess, Androgenic's real name is Jason or Ethan

Also "to stream" is immensely funny to me. Go mow a lawn, Jason

What even is this weather

Been listening for 8 years or so. Introduced me to legendary hater @joelanderson.bsky.social

What a bummer.