switch

One of the best songs discovered in the last years! The energy is just *chefs kiss*

open.spotify.com/track/7m0mAI...

TW: death

I just found out that the 27yo working in the restaurant next door died from probably really aggressive cancer. We weren't super close friends but going from seeing each other 5 days a week to her just not being there? I can't grasp it now. I'm just. Numb.

You know what's really offensive? "I hope it's not COVID because I have a very important thing to attend" before even saying "get well soon"...

I called in sick so I don't give you the shit I'm struggling with? Which isn't even COVID as it would matter? But putting your party before my wellbeing?

We need a better name for the bumble cutie... His last name means Lapwing, he's soon to be an actual doctor and he's as massive fucking nerd. Man that twink has me in a chokehold.

Taking suggestions

I only cried for 30 minutes because I had to call in sick. Yeyy

The nicest thing anyone ever said about me

She used to work for us as a mini jobber before and this comes out of nowhere? Mostly it makes me sad because I considered her a friend and told her personal stuff that she now uses in snide remarks. The rest of the team noticed too. I don't know how to handle this "bitch get humble" talk yet

She's started to send me passive aggressive pictures of like tiny specs or not having vacuumed properly. I don't entertain them. She really thinks she is the best employee without understanding that she is killing the whole teams vibe...

I really have to have this uncomfortable talk with her..

One of my bartenders, that recently started has gotten a really bad attitude. Cocky, moody, thinking she can handle shit better than me. Without realizing that she is still lacking in many aspects (which is totally normal) like handeling her volume, knowledge and how to approach different guests

If you wanna give me a B2B cold call at least have some sleazy sales bro and not an AI agent giving me your shitty pitch

Nooooooo! Aber Dankeschön! Dieser Rock war echt ein labor of love 😅

Forgot the strings for the boobie lacing and had to improvise with my shoe string but I felt bonita!
(Also I worked until two last night and couldn't be bothered to paint myself blue)

Mostly sad that I barely met anyone at LBM today. But I had a great time raiding the artist alley with my bumble cutie

I'll potentially be at LBM on Sunday with one of my boys, hope to see some faces

"Hey. Can you take a quick video of me mixing?"

This is what I get (fair)

Tits and bubbles

Yes yes. But. Have you considered making out with me?

Also I'm severely under cuddled

I'm so fucking nervous for tomorrow y'all have no idea! People will watch me talk about feminist issues and being a boss as bitch

Kinda fitting that the day where I'm on a panel talk about women in hospitality on international women's day I'll be on my fucking period

It's the little things....

The gift keeps on giving

I'm gonna be in a LARP in September? AH?! Dream come true, I'm so excited!

The one success I had on bumble so far. He's a cutie

Shameless self plug, aber wenn ihr für mich abstimmen könntet würde ich consensually eure Augen küssen (or anywhere else, just no feet)

www.instagram.com/stories/mexx...

Not my antibiotics telling me what kind of underwear I can wear during the treatment?

Men on bumble be like "Das ist gut. Das lad ich hoch"

Sad like... Gute Besserung!

Sollte ich meinem Kollegen sagen, dass man auf Insta sieht, was er liked? Aber andererseits mag ich auch Ladys in Lederleggings die mir sagen "you're doing soooo good"

It fucking sucks being home alone with a double whammy if sickness... But I'm drinking water and eating rice crackers in hopes it'll be better soon.

So yeah, stomach flu and UTI, fucking sucks