Careful. If it drops into the teens, he'll try to date it.

But maybe our brutish species is just belligerent enough to survive. Maybe we can choose revolution over extinction.

Time will tell.

Sometimes I wonder if the answer to the Fermi Paradox is that any species peaceful enough to build a functioning society is also too docile to rise up and execute its leaders when it must; and those leaders inevitably destroy the planet to feed their own greed.

Happy Earth Day! 🌎

Genie: "What is your first wish?"

Me: "I wish Kobold Press wrote 3rd party content for Pathfinder 2e."

Genie: "Oh hell yeah brother, that would be awesome. You still have three wishes, that one's on me."

#KoboldPress #Pathfinder #PF2

Sometimes I get a bag of twizzlers and pretend I'm a rat in the walls chewing on the electrical cables.

Other languages are so beautiful.

Also, if I hadn't started writing it this way, I never would have discovered that gnomes invented the sub sandwich.

Writing descriptions of each area of the Norrican Empire? That's boring as shit.

But writing a tour guide of each region written from the perspective of a foodie who's trying to find the best restaurants and collect unique recipes? That's way more fun, and inspires me to actually work on it.

I'm finding that a fun way to do fantasy setting worldbuilding is to make up a character, give them a gimmick, and write a guide from their perspective.

Converting Curse of Strahd into Pathfinder 2e is such a power move. Like, "Hey WotC, I'm gonna take one of your most popular adventures and run it in a BETTER system - and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

#D&D #Pathfinder #TTRPG #CurseofStrahd

Harpy, so named because when he was a kitten, he would scream when you picked him up, when you touched him, when he was hungry, or when he was mildly uncomfortable.

Oh I have no idea. His mom was a stray cat that wandered into our house and had kittens in our closet lol

A beautiful fluffy tan cat curled up atop a cat tree, looking at something to the right of the camera.

Stop what you're doing and look at this beautiful cat.

#Cat

Playing an RPG: "Nooo I can't be mean to the NPC, I'll feel bad!"

Playing a 4x game: "What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

Happy Easter Pagan fertility festival day. Remember: if you don't get pregnant or get someone else pregnant today, then Jesus died for nothing.

Or something.

I don't know, this day is confusing.

Yeah, I feel like a total jerk. I really should have looked it up on my own before I believed what people said.

I used to be a big fan of Lindsey Stirling until someone told me that she's a transphobe. Just today I looked it up, and apparently she's a vocal ally who supports trans people, and I'm an idiot for blindly believing things my friends tell me.

Well damn, I owe you an apology, Ms. Stirling.

Damn I wish I could afford therapy. Some days, I can feel my sanity dissolving like Alka Seltzer.

One of the kids I work with got me sick, so now I can't even visit my brother in the hospital after his surgery. I'll also have to miss the No Kings protest.

I wish parents would keep their kids home from school when they're sick.

I truly believe he would have all of us who oppose his position killed if he could get away with it.

A reminder that, 28 days ago, Trump oversaw the killing of 165 children.

He remains in power.

If you get a dollar bill with Trump’s signature on it, black it the tf out with Sharpie. He prefers his name redacted, after all.

I'm tired of waking up at 3 AM and thinking about how fucked the world is.

One of Trump’s excuses for his war is "We can’t let a madman have nukes"

How ironic! That’s what we tried to say before the election 🤷🏽🤨

We are invading Iran so Donald trump can manipulate markets

In other words

He is spending American lives like pennies to make dollars

Soldiers - don't die for his wallet

When Democrats accuse Trump of a crime, it's because he actually did it.

When Trump falsely accuses Democrats of a crime, it's because he actually did it.

This 1990 speech by Carl Sagan is timely times two:

#war #climate

I always thought it was socially acceptable to mop gravy up with a piece of bread in a restaurant, but apparently, it has to be “your plate” and you have to “have clothes on”. Well excuse me for not reading the small print.

Completely ridiculous. Destroying the planet is okay because my favorite book of fairy tales says so.