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Keir Starmer says Britain is 'well placed to weather the energy crisis', thanks to the government's efforts over the last 2 years to get everyone used to having no money

A tough day for anyone trying to work out where the real news ends and the April Fools begin

Oxfordshire Council has been criticised for installing a roundabout 'where you can't turn left', although not everyone is against the idea

Donald Trump says he wants to "take the oil in Iran", having already massively taken the peace

In the face of rising oil prices and criticism, Donald Trump has insisted "Iran wants a deal", adding 'don't you? Oh go on, please...'

Huw Edwards has criticised a Channel 5 drama about him saying 'it's hardly likely to convey reality', the bare faced cheek of it

Trump peace plan latest: Iran says there are no talks and Israel says it will keep fighting. Surprisingly poor conflict avoidance from someone who dodged the Vietnam draft multiple times

Benjamin Netanyahu has suggested sending ground troops into Iran, as the race for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize really hots up

Tory MP Nick Timothy has been extremely vocal with his criticism of British Muslims praying in London, so no doubt he'll have plenty to say about King Charles' marking Ramadan at a state banquet last night

The Middle East crisis has led to a shortage of cricket balls affecting the English first-class game, which is already reeling from a shortage of first-class cricketers

Pete Hegseth says 7,000 US missile strikes in Iran have been "applied with precision", as long as you're happy to ignore the odd school being hit

A new poll shows 52% of Americans believe Donald Trump planned attacking Iran to distract from the Epstein files, which is a bit outlandish to suggest he 'planned' anything

Fuel crisis latest: The government is considering a nation-wide speed limit of 50mph, in a boost to Lewis Hamilton's chances getting on pole at the British Grand Prix

A new study shows people learn to lie and deceive as children, with the youngest example seen in a 10 month old baby and one of the oldest examples in a 79-year-old baby

Keir Starmer has refused to guarantee a cap on energy prices beyond September, saying "I’m not going to stand here and pretend to you that we know what the situation will be", as depending on the May election results he may not be standing there at all

Donald Trump is calling on European countries to join the war against Iran, which is only fair after he's been so supportive over Ukraine

Astronomers have spotted an interstellar comet they say is "bursting with alcohol", it's now a race against time to see who can send people there first, NASA or EasyJet

A Barcelona fan says he was "gutted" to miss his team's game against Newcastle after travelling to the wrong St James' Park in Exeter, although that's nothing compared to the heartache endured by hundreds of Spurs fans who turned up at the right stadium in Madrid

Breaking news: Donald Trump delighted to secure the endorsement of man who was just repeatedly punched in the head by heavyweight boxing champion

Outrage after govt documents reveal Peter Mandelson got a £75,000 pay out for being sacked, although he also told officials he wanted to leave "with the maximum dignity and minimum media intrusion”, so at least he got something he deserved

Keir Starmer ignored concerns that appointing Peter Mandelson was a 'reputational risk', presumably as it doesn't matter if there's no reputation to risk in the first place

Nick Clegg has launched a stinging rebuke of the "deeply unfair" student loans system, and if he's angry now, wait 'til he finds out about the bozos who introduced it

Lord Devon has questioned the decision to abolish Hereditary peers from the House of Lords as it could 'politicise' things, and if there's one thing they're keen to avoid in the Lords it’s politics

Following fears motorists could start panic buying fuel, one petrol station comes up with a novel way to keep numbers down

Keir Starmer attempts to heal the rift with Donald Trump by appointing Middle East military personnel with situationally appropriate names for the President to remember

America's attack on Iran is upsetting the global economy by causing oil prices rocket, as - not for the first time - the world pays a high price for crude

Tony Blair has criticised the British government for not joining in the war in the Middle East, in the surest sign yet Keir Starmer might be doing the right thing

Following defeats in the T20 and Six Nations, England is now just a World Cup exit away from a hattrick of being comprehensively outplayed in sports it invented

After Labour’s by-election defeat, Starmer hopes to win back empathetic Green voters by becoming endangered