@archivezeta.bsky.social activities

do you want me to rt this or

So Susan...

#ArchiveZeta #rpgskye #ocart

Mid poptarts.

#ArchiveZeta #rpgskye #ocart #art

App update for Daedandia Darling Baker!!!

#archivezeta #ocskye #rpgskye #artskye

[az] your little sisters, whether by choice or by blood #artchivezeta #rpgsky #ocsky

[az] you won't even play along for the bit? what a stick in the mud!!! #ocsky #rpgsky #artchivezeta

A greasy old man holding a wolf-head looking whistle between his teeth and smiling.

A greasy old man with a wolf-head whistle blowing into it, and its eyes glowing purple.

🐺 "Have fun with my little *pet.*"
CG(s) for the most recent Archive Zeta mission.

#artchivezeta

#artchivezeta 🐺 do you have any regrets?
(CG collab with @/kohaive for Archive Zeta)

my oc got fucked up this mission YAAY!!!! #artchivezeta

nero has normal thoughts and feelings on the last event (i say, like a liar)
#artchivezeta #ocsky #oc #digitalart #oc:nero

various outfitswaps with other ocs!! (first outfit belongs to @/ssquoom's oc and second outfit belongs to @/c0mbatcat's oc (ft doodles of them))

#artchivezeta #rpgsky

[az] happy one year. #artchivezeta #rpgsky #ocsky #ocs

It is our belief that this artifact's effect was exacerbated by it activating after midnight. Agents are reporting a phenomenon known as a "silliness hangover." We do not believe that this side effect is dangerous and it should fade on its own. If it does not, report to the Archivist at once.

Agents have successfully contained the artifact known as 💥 [ DISCORD API ERROR ], which induced chaotic silly energy. The Archive is currently monitoring the aftereffects.

The Archivist takes the Egg. Your fingers touch... He places it back on the shelf, and then he takes your hand and leads you out of stacks to his loft...

...and what happens next... well... use your imagination.

[ YOU WIN. I GUESS ? ] 🏳️‍🌈

The Archivist's gaze trails down to your neutralizer-soaked shirt, clinging to your skin. He coughs and glances away, a pink blush dusting his cheeks. "Great job, but you should get a change of clothes... I don't have anything t'fit you, so if y'don't mind wearin' my clothes while yers get clean..."

You have a picture of this moment forever, now.

You spill the powder back into its purple container. It's contained now, and you have a nostalgic souvenir.

[ YOU WIN!!!!! ] 🎉🎉🎉🎉

The neutralizer flows, viscous, towards the egg, and envelops it. It sparks briefly, and then settles. It is now reachable! Unfortunately, you will have to get all neutralizer-slimy in order to get it. :(

The Archivist looks down at you, brow furrowing. "Hmm... that's a good idea." He nods. "That's very smart of you, Agent Asgore. I happen to have some neutralizer with me." He offers you a canister. "Care to do the honors?"

The other agent gets back to you and says that yes, the time DID change for them!!! Even though they didn't change their watch!!!

:(

The glasses sizzle. Your [ RIZZ STAT ] has been restored from [ - 5 ] to [ 0 ].

As you twist [ RUTH BELVILLE'S POCKET WATCH ], your watch changes to match it.

Deep under the shelf, you see a [ NUREMBERG EGG ] that has fallen. As you reach for it, however, time slows to a crawl, and the closer you reach, the slower you move. What do you do?

The [ MAYAN CALENDAR ] sizzles. It is no longer active. What do you do?

The [ RED EYE CAMERA ] goes off. Your eyes are itchy now.

You look like [ A GRADE SCHOOLER ]. Women will scorn you. However, you are [ THE COOLEST AMONG FOURTH GRADE BOYS ].

You wind [ RUTH BELVILLE'S POCKET WATCH ]. It ticks normally.

You notice your watch is now displaying the exact same time as the watch.

The Archivist sits up and notices you. "Oh... you," he says, tone gruff, purple glove clad on his flesh hand. "Good timing. Help me out, will you? I think Peter Henlein's Egg rolled under the shelf..."