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Posts by Chris Farris

There are only a few possibilities here:
1. Kid using parent's work machine
2. Kid using parent's BYOD machine with these creds on it
3. Developer searching for Roblox game exploits

Each of these is something Vercel's security team should be digging into...

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When I started reading this I was like “is this shinyhunters?”

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Pluralistic: Disenshittification Nation (29 Jan 2026) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow

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When others bring misfortune on everyone else, you’re allowed to take pleasure at their misfortune.

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So... Basically all that's changed is Iran went from being a large oil exporter to the worlds largest exporter of Lego-Slop videos?

Yet another failure on the part of David Zaslav.

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Middle East crisis live: ships report attacks as Iran closes strait of Hormuz; Trump says US cannot be blackmailed As Iran closes strait of Hormuz, Trump says: ‘We’re talking to them … and they can’t blackmail us’

Trump says US cannot be blackmailed, and he bends over to lick Putin's shoes.

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

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Physical Safety or Mental Health Safety?

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Aussies miss when morning routine didn't involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today – The Chaser There's always some shit going on with old mate.

chaser.com.au/general-news...

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If you were blackout drunk, how do you know God wasn't your Uber driver?

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Paying to market your company on an Incel Camino is *A Choice*.

I didn't know anything about SecureOS before I saw this. Now I'm on a mission to ensure that doesn't change.

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Missed out on the fwd:cloudsec US CFP? Don't want to travel to the US? You're in luck! The CFP for the European edition of fwd:cloudsec is now open!

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We've moved from "Shared Responsibility" in the Cloud, to "No Responsibility" in the Agentic AI space. You all deserve the fate you're going to get.

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Mandela moment here - I could swear I remember a Far Side titles "cats with hands" or "cats with tools" where the cats were destroying everything. I distinctly remember a handsaw.

No amount of Googling is bringing that cartoon forward. Am I losing it?

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I felt the same way about Charlie Kirk.

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"OpenClaw, and other Agentic Bullshit" is now the working title of my memiors

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TBH, this is kinda making me reconsider the advantages of committing fraud

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One journalists data disaster is another despots data opportunity.

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Given the choice, I’d rather binge watch Stranger Things

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Telus Digital confirms breach after hacker claims 1 petabyte data theft Canadian business process outsourcing giant Telus Digital has confirmed it suffered a security incident after threat actors claimed to have stolen nearly 1 petabyte of data from the company in a multi...

Where the heck does a bunch of mal-adjusted teenagers store a petabyte of data? www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

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The shortest distance between where we are now and entrenched fascism is a terror attack. That is why we are at war with Iran. That is why Trump shrugs at the possibility of deaths on U.S. soil. And that is why Patel fired the FBI's Iranian counter-intel personnel before the first bomb fell.

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If you're wondering how an American president can be on the Kremlin's payroll with being obviously on the Kremlin's payroll, then today's WSJ headline gives you a clue:
"As Oil Surges Past $100, the Long-Feared Gulf Squeeze Is Here"

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I was wondering what could possibly be more off limits than desalination plants and then I thought of elementary schools. Ugh.

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Also @samaltmanofficial.bsky.social what do Pete Hegseth's boots taste like? Spilled Budweiser and piss is my bet.

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ChatGPT cancelled. Claude Subscription obtained. Running Claude Code in Bedrock worked great, but I think using first party API for day-to-day and then bursting to Bedrock when I get throttled is the way to go.

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You forget, the DHS is "shutdown", so provoking a terror attack also helps him in the midterms.

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meanwhile in Cloud land, the IRGC is screaming "Death to the infidel's Netflix"

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