Turned my back for maybe ten seconds, there are now seven ducks. Are they plotting anything behind that friendly facade?

Awww just got greeted by two ducks right outside the building :neobot_aww:

Didn't someone on fedi make an online meme editor thingy that had a lot of care put into it? i remember it having corresponding fonts for text that should fit in with the original text, and one of the available templates was the goose chasing a guy and going "what's in... see complete post

Meow @dns I'm digging through your code cause I wanna implement more flexible API tokens, what is /api/v1/servfail/primary/{zone}? Does anything depend on it? Does it not yield the same info as drill {zone} SOA? It seems like implemented last year but not documented

And now for the most difficult challenge I've faced in a long time, choosing an SSID...

[kink shitpost]
🎶 Bad boys, bad boys what you gonna do
🎶 What you gonna do when they come for you?

Well wouldn't they be good boys if they come for me? :neocat_giggle:

Jetlag the game but specifically only taking trains whose names have the suffix -jet

Compatibility mode: This post is only readable to robots.

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Once again a totally coherent and hinged tors cabinet intro

[guns]
chat, why does aliexpress want to sell me a 5€ airsoft pistol? Have enough combat dolls bought it that it's now suggested to everyone that buys electronics parts? Also, *5€????*

Hat schon mal jemand einen Aliexpress-Einkauf als Ausgabe bei whatever (in meinem Fall Fachschaft) eingereicht? Gibt es da einen bequemeren Weg irgendwas zu bekommen was nach Rechnung aussieht als der "Beleg"-Button auf der Bestellungsseite, mit dem ich für jeden Verkäufer einen eigen[...]

Meme with a trans flag next to Sonic the Hedgehog, and a big red question mark. In the background, a screenshot of a Wikipedia image embed with the caption "Aerodynamic condensation evidences of supersonic expansion fans around a transonic F/A-18", and a circle around and arrow towards the phrase "transonic"

Update: I underestimated how much it would solidify while cooling, and probably caramelized the sugar. While it did readily dissolve in water again, the result tastes nothing like Spezi. I give it 1 out of 5 Spezi bottles, would not recommend

what to do if I can't fall asleep? try stupid shit, of course! tonight: reducing spezi to syrup (inspired by recent pondering how to cheaply transport spezi)
syrup has been made, now I'll try to fall asleep again while it cools off, and either in just a bit or tomorrow we'll see whath[...]

OH: Ich wünschte die C++-Entwickler hätten auch nur ein mal drüber nachgedacht, was sie da machen.

Uff Wohnungsmarkt ist ja so ein Fiebertraum, ich mag nicht mehr :/

Photo of a hand holding a spray bottle of WD-40 with a label on it. The label is styled like shipping labels on packages, but reads "keysmash global, occasionally faster than real delivery companies™, From: k1ba, To: nearest sentient robot, Package in Shipment: 1/1, Shipment ID: dsagfgffdsfdsfdsfdssdf"

testing the new label printer

Why funny ideas when absolutely no energy to execute them? :neocat_flop:

yearning again instead of sleeping

[mh?, ph?]
why does this soup of chemicals regularly require new chemicals be added to it to remain capable of sentience? was just chilling and everything seemed fine but noooo, please add H₂O to continue. Please add C₆H₁₀O₅ or a polymer of it to continue. Please add... When will it e[...]

[drugs, OH]
OH: Magisches Ritalin ist einfach nur Meth

Was will man denn heutzutage für einen Labeldrucker haben? Alles was ich zu Labeldruckern und Linux im Internet finde ist etliche Jahre alt
Anforderungen:
- Funktioniert mit Linux
- Qualität reicht um Barcodes zu scannen und 9pt Text zu lesen
- Labelgröße irgendwo in der Nähe von 2x4 [...]

OOC: Krankenkassen-Dildos

[ukpol, terfs, finally some good fucking news]
So a whole bunch of women's groups under the banner of the National Federation of Women's Institutes are closing after national leadership decided to exclude trans women, and are citing that none of the local leaders or members wanted to [...]

[kissing]
someone should help me stop overthinking ><
RE: tech.lgbt/users/iamada/statuses/11...

Hello :3

[pol]
So hopefully everyone here is aware of Mia Mulder, if not go watch her latest video[1]. I really like the question it ultimately poses, what is the Left's big idea? The last few days I've been thinking about it and really, I'm stuck. The glorious socialist revolution? Given how [...]

abwechslungsreiche Ernährung (eine andere Sorte Mate als sonst)

[re: yearny]
or enbycuddles,,,,,
boycuddles, too,,,,,

[yearny]
girlcuddles,,,