to be wormless is to be kind.

the tanning booth makes me dizzy

he yerns for the werms

rfk jr sitting on a chair while he calmly told rosanne barr a story more insane than her

“sO ThEN wE ATe thE raDioACtIVe shRImP”

RFK Jr would like you all to know that there is nothing dangerous about eating the radioactive shrimp

i am what i eat so i guess i’m dumb as fuck

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thanks schnookums

rfk jr holding his head ig: rfk.jr.brain.worm Got Raw Milk?

i try not to throw shade, but if you see someone with a dogshit take? just know, we had a meal of a time 🪱🪱

rfk jr eats roadkill and wants to tell you what's safe to put in your body? like what are we doing. i could have sworn i didn't give this many republicans my cousins

rfk jr is barely worth the bite. everything he does and says is vile. he is completely genuine in his wish to harm americans. he truly believes he is doing something good and that makes him far more dangerous than any other spineless politician. he lacks any empathy and if anything i did him a favor

you ever feel a tickle at the back of your head? oops.

asbestos is the bestsos (it actually hurts a lot)

every time i fart he talks, isn't that crazy?

rfk jr really likes when the shrimp still has the vein. calls the poop string the extra grainy texture that makes it all worth it

boy was i hungry, decided to get some takeout 😉🪱🪱🪱

being in the government isn't all it's cracked up to be, first off the food sucks

saying chatgpt wrote all of those documents is really mean i worked really hard at those for rfk jr.

eat good brain food

he eat brain, i eat brain, we all eat brain

"how're you doing worm" BAD. I'M SQUIRMIN' BAD. HE TRIED TO DROWN ME IN DOODIE WATER YOU GUYS

dewormer? i hardly know 'er!

fun for the whole wiggly family

huh

boy am i ever tired of eating rotten foods

pay no mind to the worm droppings rfk jr passes off as words

i've been known to scramble a cortex for fun

rfk jr drinks toilet water from public bathrooms. *slurp slurp*

1 man vs 100 worms (worms won)

food desert