periodic reminder: as fuel prices go up we're seeing more hot takes about growing food and I'm here as a redneck ag kid AND a historian to tell you the real facts:
It has been an EXTREMELY long time since people have subsisted on locally produced food and you personally CANNOT
What if he was able to source the rats in Alberta?
I have been pretty damn impaired and still managed to successfully order a pizza
I just finished The Maid's Secret by Nita Prose (started last year) now I'm reading Cursed Daughters
Genius. I'm assuming there's a cord and plug I'm not seeing?
the catchiest sex-ed BOP you will ever hear
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended
Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended theonion.com/unconventional-director-...
Thread. Reminds me of the person on reddit complaining that they had tried to outsource the writing of their romances to ChatGPT but it was taking more time to finish a project and was more annoying and asking for advice on how to streamline, but refusing to take "just do it yourself" for an answer.
It was mummering day at school so I googled "how to cut eyeholes in pillowcase" and woo boy
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
In the video, I mean. They weren't there in person. Andy Jones and his wife too
His wife was there, so
It was on the go when I was pregnant in 2016. I was forced to watch Brad Gushue explain that breastfeeding was "the winning choice" the same day Danny cut the baby bonus
Christine Baranski on THE GILDED AGE. She’s sitting next to Cynthia Nixon and saying, “as you may know, things could not be worse with us.
Anyone: How are you?
Me, waking up every day in 2025:
OMG. Apple is Catholic.
Yeah, you can usually get some kind of meat on sale for a better per gram cost. And there's lots of ways to stretch out ground meats
Thanks!
This is great! What app do you use?
Sexy Mold and Mildew Cleaner
I only have 1 thing that has to be done today and I DO NOT WANT to do the thing
I would rather watch a fragment of underdone potato for two hours
Whole house to clean, birthday cake to bake, dinner to make ...
And I'm between audiobooks
YOU NEED TO START OFF POSTS LIKE THIS BY SAYING THE PERSON IS ALIVE AND OK
She literally only does the best and the worst
When the whiskey starts to taste like it's time to fight people about Britney Spears
I tried to complain/ask for help but the ONLY option is an AI chatbot. I just want to watch Veep!
Has anyone else found Crave to be incredibly shitty lately? Like weeks of lagging and spinning wheels
Diane Keaton in Annie Hall
Certain celebrity deaths are harder to process than others because the person in question was so full of life and creativity and originality that you just assume it's never going to end.
I just made *no exaggeration* the BEST gravy I've ever had
