When idiots online say some fiscal boondoggle in entertainment is “money laundering” I start to think of that scene in Office Space where the gang looks up the definition of the term and realize that isn’t helpful for their situation
Sydney Sweeney got a rack like Jennifer Tilley and a face like Pete Rose
At a certain point in April, I refuse to wear cold weather clothing. It’s my personal rebellion against unending winter. I’m not changing how to dress, the weather needs to adapt to the reality of the calendar
Happy 4/20 to all those lighting up or taking edibles today. I observed this weekend with a gummy-and-a-half and passed joints on Saturday, and again with an edible on Sunday afternoon
I get the reason for McDonald’s distancing Ronald McDonald from its advertising, but I think it had the unintended effect of contributing to the current bland, beige, soulless look of all its locations
Painting of a shirtless, muscular warrior in front of a green fire-breathing dragon
Paintings in a book. The largest picture has an armored warrior riding a sled being led by four polar beards. The smaller three pictures have different muscular barbarian warriors
Giant knight standing over a landscape, wearing spikes on his armor and holding a checkers shield and big sword
Two figures sitting at a table across from each other. One is wearing a white cloak and hood, the other is wearing a cloak and hood with a red-and-yellow checkered pattern. The tablecloth also has a red-and-yellow checkered pattern. There are warrior figures on the table
I’m at a celebration of life gathering for a family friend. The departed made art that went really hard
Nintendo Power went HARD to the mat for Virtual Boy on launch. Volume 75 had a dedicated Virtual Boy feature that was a bunch of pages
PS Do Mother 3
The Knicks and Rangers haven’t won in a long time. The Rangers don’t deserve a goddamn thing, so can NY fans just get a win for the Knicks so they can stop reminiscing on 1973 so much?
Just finished shopping at a Cookie’s. It’s a true cultural institution. You never have to ask an employee where something is because there are giant neon signs pointing the way everywhere
Apollo, a white British shorthair cat, screaming while being carried by a woman. It looks kind of like he’s crying
Jim Rutherford said he probably would have traded Quinn Hughes to the Devils if the Canucks’ season hadn’t fallen apart as quickly as it did
One disadvantage the second season of The Pitt has with regards to the first is that there’s no part where Robby argues with administration. My mom did that once as head of an ER. Well, less “argued” and more “told someone from there to go fuck himself”
Hail to Pitt and Baby Jane Doe
A young Sunny Mehta wearing a New Jersey Devils Starter jacket and a Michigan Wolverines baseball cap
Off-the-charts swag from a young Sunny Mehta here
Happy ten year anniversary to the wife email
I pledge allegiance to Sunny. I am a loyal Mehta Knight
Update: she danced to the song during the end credits
We’re watching the finale of The Pitt with foster toddler playing nearby. She did catch a glimpse at Baby Jane Doe and wanted us to play the scene with her again. She’s a good baby mama
I don’t know what kind of dark pitching magic Matt Blake had to turn trash into treasure when it came to relief pitching, but it’s pretty obvious now that he’s out of mana #nyy #nyyankees
Real shame that the Yankees barely had any catchers in the organization to choose from and have to settle for Escarra- a guy who sucks- when Austin Wells isn’t playing. *holds up imaginary earpiece* What’s that? They actually had a bunch of them? Well shit
I follow an account on IG of someone that has nine* dachshunds and a Great Dane
*- her most prominent ween is a wire haired dachshund, but I refuse to consider them the same breed. They’re weird terriers, don’t argue with me
She pump on my dot til it fun
Call me a pessimist but I don’t feel better about the Yankees taking a series from an Angels team with a bullpen that’s somehow worse than their own
Another run-of-the-mill arena shooter made by one of the guys in Imagine Dragons? Maybe he should have “imagined” making a better game!
Arsenal appears to be in deep shit
In these uncertain times, it’s refreshing to be reminded that Lena Dunham is one of the dumbest celebrities in existence, constantly oversharing shit about her life that nobody asked about and fewer people wanted to hear
If we’re bringing back anti-Catholic discrimination, I reserve the right to refuse service to tradcaths
Alonso and Diaz left, Soto’s injured, the players Stearns signed on offense were a toss-up at best, the pitching still sucks, and Cohen’s focus has shifted to getting a casino. I think there are more pressing issues for the Mets
My friend is getting a kick out of Mets fans who are blaming the team’s struggles on succumbing to the woke and embracing Mamdani and his wife being fans, as opposed to the fact that they’re the fucking Mets
Foster toddler’s first encounter with The Wiggles on TV was met with a very emphatic “no Wiggles” within five seconds
