Hell yeah Virginia

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yeah he's legit wacko lol

“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall

monday motivation

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

Alfred Hitchcock's Birds was evidently based in the A-League.
Melbourne Victory vs Newcastle Jets.

if unqualified idiots are getting paid to do things they shouldn't be doing then why not me?

This is wild.

watching NASA hit a very specific target in the big big ocean with a vehicle that just came back from outer space at 25,000mph definitely has me reflecting on the charter bus company that couldn't get me to a bus station

Nailed it

Rory got that Mario Kart invincibility star going

Bryson missing the cut is the good stuff

Steed Rong

Reed is way to high on the masters leaderboard #LEAVE

We present you with prairie dog Phred really enjoying his salad. 🥗

📹: Zookeeper Taylor T

IPAs are overrated

Didn’t read LOL

I wish I hadn’t deleted that one off my phone lol 😞

Serena fires back

Seriously fuck everyone who voted for him. The number of shitty people in this country is way too high.

This could have all been avoided if Americans didn’t suffer brain damage in 2024

NGL they picked a great time to be as far from Earth as humanly possible

This timeline sucks

I may have landed a new job but we might get WW3 tonight so my timing isn’t great.

I would like to send a hearty fuck you to everyone who voted for this man. Miss me with the “I didn’t know he was crazy and would hurt so many people.”

Yes, you did. It’s why you voted for him. His appeal is the pain he inflicts on people you don’t like. Fuck you.

The day it happens will be an international party

25th amendment time

Have a job interview and the nerves are really getting to me 🤨

No way lol