The President and his Administration have already failed twice in court trying to intimidate me, and he's still not letting up. Just more proof that he'll do anything it takes to silence those of us willing to call him out. I'm not backing down — ever.
The onion should make some rainbow frog info war merch.
I can’t believe the company that’s founded by a fascist vampire and named after an evil wizard‘s all seeing stone has some fucked up ideas about politics.
The ONLY thing that can reach some of these folks is gas prices. Truly a damned shame.
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
folks,
Contract roll
The New York Times is now blocking The Wayback Machine from accessing its articles.
That means you'll no longer be able to view archived versions of NYT stories published in 2026 and beyond on archive.org.
(All those posts you see tracking changes to NYT headlines and ledes? They relied on WBM).
Exactly one year ago today:
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Long ago, a cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time. Cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations.
i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”
Kitty is helping 😹
Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.
How much ammunition do big players like BoJ have to keep stomping on the paper market though?
I know that ad hominem is technically a logical fallacy, but it’s also an excellent shorthand for filtering out the worst people and saving yourself time and energy.
If the worst person you know has an excellent point to make, it’s probably also been made by someone kinder and more intelligent.
check yo self before you dox yo self
after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign
dude fuck america
Reminder that almost a quarter century ago, Schumer voted for the Hague Invasion Act, declaring that the US would militarily invade the Hague were it ever to be prosecuted by ICC for war crimes.
Biden did too, it was an overwhelmingly bipartisan agreement to be unaccountable to international law.
Is she saying that because she believes it, or is she saying it to harm Trump for revenge?
I think it's the latter.
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back
Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
If the choice were world War 3 and being kind and accepting of trans people, they'd sprint to press the nuke button themselves.
Would be great if Manfred instituted this rule in MLB: only dogs can be bat boys.
Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.
One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵
