The worst part about this is she Does Not At All realize this is upsetting

Merry Lily Tomlin's Hole day to all who celebrate

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

every day i miss SQL and curse GraphQL for its shitty functionality. "fix empty results when you process the return object" suck my ass

look at da FACEEEEEE

great news on the penny. please please please do daylight savings time next

wrote an objectively pretty basic python script for processing json results into a csv but i'm still gonna be riding that high all day

I've done it almost every year for the last almost 10 years and i looooove it

microsoft teams loves to be like "hey the thread you're in right now has a new message. better set the overall channel to unread and give you a notification in the side bar" bitch i am literally looking at it right now i'll end you

2025 31 for 31 spooktacular A list of 34 films compiled on Letterboxd, including Possessor (2020), Jeepers Creepers (2001), Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018), Event Horizon (1997) and Shadow of the Vampire (2000).

31 for 31 is back again! give me your recs. letterboxd.com/enoikosges/l...

yesssss

Not to be dramatic but if your truck literally cannot fit in a standard parking spot, you should have to have an additional license for it and that license should be very expensive with all revenue going to road maintenance

The first rule of Halo 3 Multiplayer is to have fun and be yourself

sometimes the maid cafe is just part of the horror. this is how i justify it in my mind

That's me at the Kroger, that's me at the ShopRite, choosing my provisions

time for lunch 😋

Homegoods is really making up for all the bright weird halloween stuff at other stores. so so so much good stuff. fyi for my fellow goth cuties

i haaaaate feeling stupid and unfortunately that's all starting a new job is constantly

Tim Tam Slams every night

Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!

Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!

PEPPER!!!!!!

When your colleagues celebrate your death, you know you're a cast-iron asshole, or you would if you weren't, you know, dead.

The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

@explore.org Not sure who this is but I caught this little one get spooked by their mom yesterday evening

oh my godddddd

Amnesia: The Dark Descent HD - Funny scaried player - YouTube video by DionarTheLord

This did remind me to find one of my favorite videos of all time. irritating that youtube doesnt have a search function in playlists so it took longer than it should have www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gue...

its barely into summer idk how im gonna make it

Whenever I complain about how hot it is people always say “just remember how you felt when it was freezing cold”
Well guess what? I do remember and I really enjoyed it.