I have 60+ houseplants…

The tree house is a good idea Tae. This is why I fw you

No joke I’ve bought 4 trees in the last 7 months that’ll be 70ft+. I have 0.33 acres.

Tottenham have really fucked me over

When I’m depressed — usually because of Spurs — I go online and buy trees that I no longer have room for on my property.

Is that the Dos Equis guy on the left?!

*to the tune of sweet caroline*
Pope's weak on crime
Ba ba baaaaa

Handshake meme Arm 1: shame Arm 2: legal accountability Hands: getting all this shit fixed

Is that… drew???

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it bad 😕

@tonycampari.bsky.social for avoidance of doubt, it’s you who needs therapy.

Making “pal” your personality — musta taken you days to get let out of the locker in high school

This shit gets me horny

Idk what’s going on in this thread but I recommend @headspace or @betterhelp for fast access to psychotherapy

Creamy Ranch Not a Doctor?

Nah, fuck the MAGA twat Ellisons. Rather not watch

Johan has put on some stress weight eh

People keep talking about how Spurs haven’t been awarded a penalty in this premier league season but the truly crazy thing is it’s been since November 2024. Improbable #COYS #THFC

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Thank you Joe Lewis

Any other team and that’s a second yellow on Brobbey.

Not us.

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If you have shit managers, out of form / injured players, AND consistently face refs who have bias against you…

COYS

Yes! Agree.

But that’s the reality. If you know refs punish you for stuff, whether just or not, you should adapt

I think at this point, he knows he has a target on his back. He gets a yellow for that every time.

The refs are going against us, he has to know that and operate based on that info

Unnecessary tackle in a completely pointless place to make it. But yes also Kinsky has to come out

I actually fucking hate Romero. He wants us relegated, I swear it

“Thomas Frank blueprint”

Hahahah

Drop ball 🤣

Haha he might be the world’s best manager but he’s a cunt. If he keeps us up, that’s great! But he’s a scum bag and not who i want as manager.

If every manager consistently doesn’t pick Xavi, is he maybe the problem?

no… Frank, Tudor, and De zerbi are just buttholes who will each play a major role in our relegation.

Really not that interesting bc no matter how much they beef, they’re never voting for Dems. We need to focus on ourselves, and how to be more appealing to regular/non cult people

Positive as always 🤲

Lmao that’s wild from him

If we get relegated, do we get to sack De Zerbi for free?