Finally my dessert has arrived

My thighs too meaty and my ass too fat 😔

Damn your ass is fat what's your pronouns

How the fuck did this happen

I JUST RIPPED A MASSIVE HOLE IN MY FAVORITE PAJAMA PANTS

Totally get what you mean, his first iteration was a gift from a close friend a few years ago so I was definitely very lucky
Here's some other pieces I've gotten of him over the years!

Ah thank you very much! He tells me the feeling is mutual 😉

Im gonna flatten you with my entire body weight and youre gonna like it 🐻

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Absolutely

Regardless Im sure its a great butt and I hope you fuck with Irish fat bears 🤞

I MISSED IT

The person who made this would piss their pants in fear if they were offered weed irl

Nostalgia Critic ProJared and smosh all have had hands in me realising my sexuality Im not seeing heaven

Getting my pollen allergies in April/May 2020 was not fun at all

I looked up the smosh guys kissing one time on the family computer when I was 11 but didnt know you could delete search history so I filled it with as much minecraft stuff that I could

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YEAAAAAAAH BABY

Should have been inside me 😔

Not your first time draining someone's stamina at a rapid pace 🥁

And enjoy some prime quality beef while Im at it

The entire dairy industry will collapse when I get my hands on him

You're Brazillian now

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Please just a taste

Raffle art piece for @rosadorada.bsky.social, congrats! :3

12 year old me after reading the booklet that came with my copy of persona 4 which explained what honorifics are and what each one meant

Sorry can't help would totally have a three way with you two if both of you were down

Me and @callistofur.bsky.social slobbering all over your meat at the same time

Sucking it through the fabric 🥴

And then you get the 50+ blank "discreet" profiles who are totally not trying to cheat on their wives
Love me some dilfs but not cheating ones