Image of count dooku from a Star Wars reference book with a line pointing to his eyes and the caption “count’s gaze immobilizes weak minded individuals”
some of yall would be immobilized in this situation
The whole first season will be backstory and in the last episode someone will say "I hope there isn't a nuclear strike" and it will cut to an ominous shot of a missile silo
Series one ends with one of the main characters putting on the Traffic Warden uniform in slow motion
It’s such a fun act of hubris I’m actually kind of excited. Makes no sense whatsoever to do but why not!
shopping for replacement stove knobs
Get ready for lore! All media must have lore! And everything has to be an origin story. He can only drive the Aston Martin in the last 5 minutes after he’s “earned it”.
Hello PRs.
Just a quick plug to say that in addition to my usual remit of music and games, I'm looking to cover more in the way of film and television again. Talent profiles, set reports, all sorts.
Bylines include RA, Rolling Stone, Creative Review, Clash, LWLies and more.
Shares appreciated!
Mad how the average episode of My Name is Earl looks better than most 2024 blockbusters
Alice is unimpressed with my idea for an ET sequel where ET comes back to find Elliot in college. ET uses his abilities to help Elliot and his friends. Hijinks ensue like ET heals their hangovers or telepathically helps the sports team. In the end Elliot learns about hard work and ET learns to relax
A James Bond TV show for a streaming service in 2025 is gonna be insufferable. Just 10 episodes of a guy that doesn't call himself either James Bond or 007 yet and then in the final episode, he orders a martini, shaken not stirred, and we all politely clap and Season 2 takes 5 years to come out
Incredibly depressing.
James Bond news is depressing. It's possible and perhaps even likely that an algorithm could generate ideas like "What if James Bond does parkour?" and "Star Wars is popular - what if we send Bond to space?" but it's more fun when it's one eccentric family calling these shots.
You’ve got the wrong Will Anderson I’m afraid! Good luck with your event :)
I like watching Squid Game 2 because whenever a character is surprised by something I turn to Alice and say “didn’t these guys watch Squid Game?”
ladies and gentlemen it is time for you to take the For All Mankind pill
the original tweet plus this followup, also from brooks otterlake: THE NINE DELIGHTS Walking Around Fellowship Deliciousness Transcendence Goofing Amelioration Coitus Enthrallment ** WILDCARD **
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Inventing a new lifestyle philosophy called "The Nine Delights" where each day you try to experience at least three of the nine delights
Used to love this shower gel. Felt like I was bathing in the ooze.
Made a snowman with my toddler last night out of marshmallows. Used the red icing to stick him together. Was a great idea until it was time to eat him.
Everyone in the fishponds Lidl had the same objective. Get in, get the stuff you forgot, get out. It was like a well rehearsed heist in there. Well done everyone.
The world is clamoring for more muppets. But disney refuses to use them for anything but promoting their other properties, probably because puppeteers are unionized and you can't replace them with a non-union vfx worker like every other aspect of their movie production
I thought this looked pretty cool. Had a look at the comments and felt a deep regret.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLGy...
You’re a small town mayor /single mum and this volcano scientist comes to you and says your town is gonna explode. What do you do?
President Yoon Suk Yeol:
Do you think regular squirrels see flying squirrels as gods or monsters?
Elan Sleazebaggano:
